Why didn't Matt and I do something like this for our wedding???
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tiassalada:
some asshole was hitting on me at the self check out and I laughed at him for doing so, then he goes "whatever you stupid bitch, here's your cart" and rammed it into my hip. So I rammed it back and called him an asshole. So he rammed it into me again. I was like "oh no you didn't you stupid mother fucker" and took and slammed it into him with all my might and the fucker fell backwards smack on his ass. His friend starts laughing and so is everyone around us and the guy is just lying there. Afer a few seconds he sits up and starts yelling to get security and how he is gonna sue the store and how someone should call the cops on this crazy blonde bitch.Says he is hurt. I say he is fine. If he has the energy to yell he is not hurt. So I just grabbed my bags and ran out. I doubt anything will happen but I don't think I will go back for a while. Check youtube, maybe someone got it on their cell. I'm wearing a t shirt that says. "prisoner of fashion"
ambition:
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