faeryrocious

Ok, so I was at the North Star Rollergirls bout last night and I decided I needed a drink, so I get in the drink line and this short guy that kind of looks like Colin Farrell gets in line behind me. He's back there for a few minutes and then he asks- "So, you a cocktail drinker or a beer drinker?" I said "Cocktail- they're cheaper than beer here!" And he's like, "Yeah I know! I brought my own 6 pack and it's gone already- sucks that I shared it with people, but I like to supply people with booze." So I mind my own business for a few more minutes and then he taps my shoulder and says: "I don't know what's more fun, Sex with midgets or roller derby.." And I said "Roller derby- hands down." And he's like- "Really???" So then it's my turn to get a drink, and I say to the bartender- "I'll have a rum & coke" And the guy goes- "Her drinks on me." And I was like, "Thanks!" Then he goes- "Hey! I'm buying you a drink! Don't you even wanna know my name? I said "ok, what's your name?" So he tells me, and then he goes- "Well, can't I even get your name?" I said "Sure, it's Faery Rocious." And I ran off with my drink. And he's like "Hey! Hey!" but I'm gone! LMAO. Funniest shit ever!