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faefae

Asheville, NC

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Friday May 09, 2008

May 9, 2008
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Some days, I really wish I had a penis. It would be so much easier to masturbate. Masturbation as it is now is too much work. All the reaching and so on.

But at the same time, I'm really happy to be a woman. I like my boobs. They're squishy. But goddamn I would love to have a dick. But only whenever I want it.


...yeah, that's really alls I got to say.

edited to say that i don't want to be a tranny. i just want a magical penis that only comes out whenever i want it to. even for a day. that'd be so awesome.
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punknitemike:
your journal made me think of this song:

May 11, 2008
squareroot:
Thats awesome! I had a dream about a strap-on dildo that comes with full sensation... I should invent that and get rich!! I like your boobs too by the way. And I wouldn't mind having a vagina (and a clit!) but only once in a while... More toys = good!
May 28, 2008

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