"What's your funniest I was so high story?"
Well I definitely have more than a few of these; however, when seeing the topic one memory in particular came to mind. When I first moved to Colorado my partner and I lived between two grocery. Unfamiliar with King Soopers and Safeway we decided we would switch off between both, before ultimately deciding King Soopers is better. One extra stoney shopping trip during this process we're standing in produce and I noticed someone in uniform shopping nearby. I turn to my partner and whisper "This guy works at King Soopers but he's shopping at Safeway *giggle* He whispers back "We're at King Soopers" lmfao I died laughing and I'm sure the guy heard the whole thing. Five years later and we still shop at the same King Soopers.