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My son was born yesterday. Details to follow... Have to get back to the hospital.
Lex Jackson Smith
7 pounds, 6 ounces
20 1/2 inches long
Cute as a fucking button.
Lex Jackson Smith
7 pounds, 6 ounces
20 1/2 inches long
Cute as a fucking button.
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libby:
whats this talk about "sordid details"???
mulhollanddrive:
yeah, let's see some sordid details posted! don't tease us with jail and hospital. let's fuckin' hear it!
I had a burrito today. Now on to bigger and better things.
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shal:
Um.. wtf?
mulhollanddrive:
are we talkin' gut bomb, diaper full o' beans sized burrito, or are we talkin' lil' friskies filled molten mouth burner like the kind you get at the gas station? either is quite a tasty roll in the hay. hey, gimme my pants back, fuckhead! i've been lookin' for them. i've been wearing a barrell since the day i lost them...whenever that was. if i ever learn you one thing, let it be this:
"you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd."
"you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd."
Slang some caine today...
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kayla_:
Get a hobby
And i made those questions up myself so cosmo should stop biting my style
And i made those questions up myself so cosmo should stop biting my style
ryan:
i hate that stage...difficult to restrain from scratching!! i'm just swolen and sore today... i be alright tho!
At 11 a.m. I needed a drink after a horrible meeting with some clowns in the publishing world, so I go to the first place I see. The place is a country-blues biker bar and there are a few pople inside. There is a blues band playing and the lead singer is nine-fucking-years-old (shouldn't he be in school!?). You'd think it would be cute, but...
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ryan:
that sucks.. why can't people keep their beer in their glasses?? i try to avoid bars like that.. pretty much because i hate it when old icky men try to hit on me. they are pretty much just like my dad...ick. that pisses me off about the kid.. he's nine? some people value money more than knowledge.. that is a prime example..how sad.
nogodsnomanagers:
erm, whereabouts in the country do you think i was?!
i'll tell you if it was me
not that it's very important
the biker guys who come into the bar i work in still look at me like a piece of meat.....i don't own a bike, a tattoo, or any leather clothing
ngnm
i'll tell you if it was me
not that it's very important
the biker guys who come into the bar i work in still look at me like a piece of meat.....i don't own a bike, a tattoo, or any leather clothing
ngnm
Met the Texas crew last night. Everyone rocked.
Awards:
Best dancers (and cutest): Trent and trashwhore
Best Dressed (and coolest hair): muhollanddrive
Best Bartender (and most sexy): gieshaB
Most gentlemanly: Iconoclast (thanks for paying for our grub!)
Friendliest (and as she would readilly admit: biggest boobs): SuburbanSlave
Hottest and best tattoos: Maggie
Biggest dumbass: This is a toss up: Either me or my date... You...
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Awards:
Best dancers (and cutest): Trent and trashwhore
Best Dressed (and coolest hair): muhollanddrive
Best Bartender (and most sexy): gieshaB
Most gentlemanly: Iconoclast (thanks for paying for our grub!)
Friendliest (and as she would readilly admit: biggest boobs): SuburbanSlave
Hottest and best tattoos: Maggie
Biggest dumbass: This is a toss up: Either me or my date... You...
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suburbanslave:
wooohooo...Ive got the biggest boobs...um, i mean...Im the friendliest
If we come back up for the hottest skool girl thing, we will definatly have to hang out again!!

If we come back up for the hottest skool girl thing, we will definatly have to hang out again!!
gieshab:
thank you so much! id like to thank...
it was like meeting celebrities! i wish i could have hung out a little, but dutie calls...horray for new friends...i miss you all already
it was like meeting celebrities! i wish i could have hung out a little, but dutie calls...horray for new friends...i miss you all already
Filling in a pretty good size tattoo on my back. Funny thing how I kept getting cold chills during the procedure, then three hours later I threw up from drinking, pain, this and that, and loss of blood. Why is it that I can't wait to for more fill!!!???
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ryan:
because of the feelings you get after your sittings...well that's part of the reason i keep going back; i really like the feeling of getting ink.. being able to tolerate the annoyance lets me test my 'strength' so to speak. thanks for the happy thoughts and compliments! very appreciated! *typos are funny
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thirtyseven:
masochist.
I wish I could be a SuicideGirl, but I think my booty is too hairy.
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roxypixie:
because it might freak you out if I don't tell you, that comment from Nex was really from me. Forgot to log him out. oopsie.
fading:
!!
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My day begins where the night ended. I feel a crash coming soon.
I have become a vampire.
I dont remember being bitten, though.
I think something has been triggered by too much use of the computer. I sit at home with the shades drawn with only the glow of my monitor for light.
I used to at least get the newspaper or go to the mailbox but I now use the Internet for that. I work from...
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I dont remember being bitten, though.
I think something has been triggered by too much use of the computer. I sit at home with the shades drawn with only the glow of my monitor for light.
I used to at least get the newspaper or go to the mailbox but I now use the Internet for that. I work from...
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jizzikah:
I wish I could come up, but I have a test on Saturday (believe it or not) and I'm a po' bitch. I was thinking of throwing myself a Birthday Bash (pretty sad to throw your own Birthday party). I'll decide in a week or so and try to get everyone some notice. More than likely it would be on the 19 or 20 since my B-day is ona Monday....
sorry for the long ass posting. my dad is doing better, thanks for asking.
congrats on the new baby! i'm jealous.