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Thursday Jul 23, 2009

Jul 23, 2009
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elizabethstar has inspired me...:

a dirty joke. if you like it. pay it forward in your next blog entry...

One day, while cleaning her daughter's room, a mother finds a pack of condoms hidden underneath her daughter's bed. The daughter gets home later that day and the mother confronts her immediately.

"Are you sexually active?" the mother asks while showing her the found pack of condoms.

"No." replies the daughter, "I just lay there.

wink
lilmisssunshine:
ha you don't know the new surgeon general?! very unpatriotic of you wink

great joke by the way haha might have to use that line next time i'm asked that by the doctor or something

hope you're having a wonderful night cutie
Jul 23, 2009
twistedkittenfur:
yeah that's my hair after I've been in a pool for like 3 hours. and it dried and I haven't brushed it yet, but thank you very much.
Jul 23, 2009

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