fadedorion

i get paid tomorrow, time to spoil myself.

i got a job for tomorrow, phat cash for x-mas that i didnt think i was going to have. rock 'n roll.

i need cash. i need to loot and pillage.

im a robot from the future, sent back in time to tell everyone the only way to survive in the future is by having sex with a futuristic robot right now.

now accepting applications. babes need only apply.

i wish i had a tank.

dead mans currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve
dead mans currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve
dead mans currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve

i won poker tonight, i rule.

i dreamed of being in store and slowly everyone in the store was going mad, i thought they were just drunk at first then they started to mutate, somehow all of us who were not circuming to the madness ended up in a secret room, a girl that i love was in this dream, she was with us in the room, but then she suddenly...
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i burned my hand playing poker, im such an amateur smoker, i am realy bored and need someone to have fun with, i am now going to dcall lots of people that i wouldnot norally call because i am drunkl

fuck oregon and its highest unemployment rate in the nation, i dont want a fancy job, i just want to do monotanous labor that will keep my body occupied and let my brain wander. i took a jab at being a professional poker player, but im not going anywhere with a bankroll that literally is a bank roll.

going all in with three of a kind with an ace kicker ain't bad, unless the fucker who calls has pocket pair with another on the board to complete his fullboat, goddamnit i needed that pot. now i have to get a real job.