fadedorion

i got a spider, i named her Cilla. the lady at the pet store said that she would eat pinkies. i immediately thought of my littlest finger and said, "pinkies?" and wiggled mine in front of her, she said no and went away and came back with a newborn mouse, it looked like an aborted fetus, she said, "these are pinkies" then she threw it in a plastic bag and it just sort of wiggled around and looked very disoriented. i felt sorry for the little mouse, but i figure if its going to have to go down, it might as well be Cilla who does the dirty work so i took my two new pets home and now they appear to be living together in harmony, Cilla is not interested in eating this pink mouse that i have named Bait, and Bait just lays there and breaths. Tune in next time to see who prevails in the match weve all been waiting for, Spider vs. Fetal Mouse!