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RYAN'S ODDLY BENEFICIAL TIP OF THE DAY...
After a three and a half year case study conducted by myself, I have hereby concluded that in the probable occurence that one does find themselves in the unfortunate situation of being without "official" toilet paper, it is in fact napkins from Subway restaurants that serve as the most pleasing substitute. I have found their textures to be less abrasive than those from McDonald's, Jack in the Box, various Chinese Take Out establishments, and most importantly, Taco Bell (public enemy no. 1)...
I'm sure many of you already in "the know", know exactly what I'm talking about because you in fact, already know...Those of you not in "the know" may find this advisement..."Oddly Beneficial".
~(R)~
RYAN'S ODDLY BENEFICIAL TIP OF THE DAY...
After a three and a half year case study conducted by myself, I have hereby concluded that in the probable occurence that one does find themselves in the unfortunate situation of being without "official" toilet paper, it is in fact napkins from Subway restaurants that serve as the most pleasing substitute. I have found their textures to be less abrasive than those from McDonald's, Jack in the Box, various Chinese Take Out establishments, and most importantly, Taco Bell (public enemy no. 1)...
I'm sure many of you already in "the know", know exactly what I'm talking about because you in fact, already know...Those of you not in "the know" may find this advisement..."Oddly Beneficial".
~(R)~
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Anyway, love the entry and yes that was a very odd tip, but thanks for sharing.