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Monday Mar 27, 2006

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A man walks into a bar and spots a very attractive woman...He buys her a couple of drinks, and the two really hit it off...Shortly after, he follows her to her appartment and when she invites him in, he is surprised to see dozens, and dozens of teddy bears lining her shelves...A little off-put, he forges ahead as planned, and the couple soon finds themselves spending the wee hours of the night engaged in hot, passionate sex...In the morning, the man awakes and inquires of his performance...After a moment of hesitation the woman replies...."You can take anything from the bottom shelf..."
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