Monday Nov 26, 2007

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Why does the library smell like cider vinegar???

Weird.

I so don't want to be at school right now. Saturday night, I was sitting with a customer and my nose started running. It was horrible. I wanted to get up and go blow my nose, but what could I do? He was paying me (very well, mind you) just to sit and chat with him, and he wasn't even a creepo like most of the guys I had to deal with that night. But when I woke up on Sunday, it was a full-blown head vs. snot battle royale. I've been bombing my system with herbs and vitamins and whatnot, though, so I should be fine by tomorrow morning. I feel a abajillion times better than I did last night.

So guess who I met yesterday?

Afterbirth, Anaxarate, and their adorable offspring Wave (the Destructor!)

They were driving through the Midwest on their way home from holiday-ing, and stopped by to take me out for brunch. We went to the local gem: the Hasty Tasty Pancake House. Good times. Wave pulled down the blinds and entertained pretty much everyone there. haha.

It was a laid back hang out. I had no energy. My brain's been dead from all the work I've been doing at school.

But they're awesome. If you're not already friends with them (are there people on SG who aren't friends with them yet???), you need to go meet them. And send some Olive Garden gift cards to them. haha

Um... In other news, Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee for President, saying:

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not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs."



That's right folks. Indeed. Walker Texas Ranger hearts Huckabee's... um... religious fanaticism.



My women's studies class was canceled today. Maybe I should take advantage of the extra time and work on that paper. Hm. Maybe. haha




Qs:
1. Where do babies come from?
2. Where did AIDS come from?
3. How does G-d feel about homosexuality?
4. What are fossils?
5. Why am I such a jerk?

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1. G-d.
2. G-d's punishment for homosexuality.
3. G-d hates fags! (Did anyone else see the G-d hates Fred Phelps campaign? Golden. He's the dude that came up with that G-d hates fags BS.)
4. Tricks laid by Satan to make people believe in evolution so they'll doubt their Creator!
5. Because fundamentalist Christians are trying to take over this country and the crimes committed by the American Taliban will have implications far greater than a lack of religious freedom. Violence against women, teen pregnancy, STI rates, and hate crimes will all increase if these whack-job wingnut asshats have their way.

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afterbirth:
Yay for standing up against secular beliefs!!!
It's about time!

I never do anyone we meet the justice they deserve.
My words are inadequate.
Um.
Lemme try a few though.

...

Nah, it all seems trite.
So, in sum, allow me to say it was great to get a chance to hang with you and if you were not your usual lively self we didn't notice because we were zombified from all the numbing miles...
And I wish I had insisted on more photos and vid!
Dude, I realized the $4 tip you left was more than the home fries and coffee you had!!!!
mad
I can't let this go.
I know I should.
But I like fussing over banalities.

1. Where do babies come from? Don't ask! I've seen it! You don't wanna know.

2. Where did AIDS come from? It's "the" AIDs. And it came from gay monkeys.

3. How does G-d feel about homosexuality? I am just as G-d made me, sir.

4. What are fossils? Dead things. Really old dead things.

5. Why am I such a jerk? I can now say with authority, having met you in the flesh, that you, sir, are no jerk.
A better question would be why am I such a jerk?

Now go tell Miss D you want her to visit you.
It don't do no good to say it on my page after she already commented.
fancyd:
Nike owns half of the world I hear ;-)

If I ever come to Ohio, I will totally be coming to see YOU. kiss kiss

Our school library smells like farts smile

PS I gotta stop deleting on my friends list when I am drunk-o, thanks for the re-friending.

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