So according to your responses, a lot of guys think they eat pussy well. . .
Most don't. Even those who think they do.
Ladies, you can attest to this.
Most guys, including those who think they know what they're doing, miss the clit by an inch or more. And considering how compact that region is. . . that's pretty bad. Or they do weird things that don't feel good at all. Or they do things that actually hurt. And you can guide them all you want, they're not gonna listen. They go right back to doing what they were doing before you corrected them. And god forbid you tell them they're not doing it right. Then they get offended. Stupid fragile masulinity.
Anies. . .
My furnace quit working this weekend. :-) The projected high for today is four degrees farenheit. Y'all. That's fucking cold.
Someone backed into my car on Saturday when my daddy and I were at Trader Joe's. Cracked the bumper so hard that the piece that got puched back is caught in the reinforcing bar and it popped out the side panel. The person who hit me didn't even leave a note. Just drove away. That's mean.
I think I did well on both of my tests on Friday. Here's hoping. I know I got at least one wrong on my bio quiz, but I don't know much else. I have a presentation in my small group communications in a little bit. Yippy skippy. Today and Wednesday and that class is DONE. I start a new communications module on Friday.
I've been realizing over the past week or so how damn skinny I am. And how hot. haha. My body is getting so friggin' toned. I look like the Hulk. Exaggeration, but still. haha.
That's enough blah-blah. I don't really have anything interesting to say today. Just a reg weekend. I'm hanging out with my friend, Darrell, who I haven't seen in MONTHS. I have to give back his BoomBap Project and Sage Francis CDs and he's giving back my comic books. And bringing his 360 to my house so we can beat the snot out of each other in digital form. :-) Hip-hop, comic books and video games. THAT is the basis for a friendship.
Time for MY favorite part!
1. How many different places have you lived?
2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions?
3. Do you know what that means?
4. Do you wear a watch?
5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Ladies: do you have a size preference?
Most don't. Even those who think they do.
Ladies, you can attest to this.
Most guys, including those who think they know what they're doing, miss the clit by an inch or more. And considering how compact that region is. . . that's pretty bad. Or they do weird things that don't feel good at all. Or they do things that actually hurt. And you can guide them all you want, they're not gonna listen. They go right back to doing what they were doing before you corrected them. And god forbid you tell them they're not doing it right. Then they get offended. Stupid fragile masulinity.
Anies. . .
My furnace quit working this weekend. :-) The projected high for today is four degrees farenheit. Y'all. That's fucking cold.
Someone backed into my car on Saturday when my daddy and I were at Trader Joe's. Cracked the bumper so hard that the piece that got puched back is caught in the reinforcing bar and it popped out the side panel. The person who hit me didn't even leave a note. Just drove away. That's mean.
I think I did well on both of my tests on Friday. Here's hoping. I know I got at least one wrong on my bio quiz, but I don't know much else. I have a presentation in my small group communications in a little bit. Yippy skippy. Today and Wednesday and that class is DONE. I start a new communications module on Friday.
I've been realizing over the past week or so how damn skinny I am. And how hot. haha. My body is getting so friggin' toned. I look like the Hulk. Exaggeration, but still. haha.
That's enough blah-blah. I don't really have anything interesting to say today. Just a reg weekend. I'm hanging out with my friend, Darrell, who I haven't seen in MONTHS. I have to give back his BoomBap Project and Sage Francis CDs and he's giving back my comic books. And bringing his 360 to my house so we can beat the snot out of each other in digital form. :-) Hip-hop, comic books and video games. THAT is the basis for a friendship.
Time for MY favorite part!
1. How many different places have you lived?
2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions?
3. Do you know what that means?
4. Do you wear a watch?
5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Ladies: do you have a size preference?
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1. How many different places have you lived? - 9
2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions? Quite often... and I don't care BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3. Do you know what that means? (yes)
4. Do you wear a watch? No... part allergic reaction. or like Mitch Hedberg said, "I don't wear a watch because I want both my arms to weigh the same."
5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Sigh... yes
1. How many different places have you lived? three.
2. Do you end your sentences with prepositions? on occasion.
3. Do you know what that means? yes.
4. Do you wear a watch? no.
5. Dudes: have you measured your member? Ladies: do you have a size preference?
no....well, actually yes.