Well, it is official. I have a closing date on my house. Long story short, the guy that inspected my house is a moron and it cost me $5000. On the other hand the buyer has nothing to bitch about now. So on March 23rd, you will hear me say, "I'm rich biatch!" Now, I will make $90k on the house, but then I have to pay my real estate agent, Credit cards, school loan, car. After all that, I should have about $45k. Then I have to pay my parents back (they have paid my mortgage payment for the last 4 months) and I am giving my brother $5,000 to film his next movie. I got the money and he needs it, why not? He needs $250k so $5k sounds like a drop in the bucket but every little bit helps. Now I am down to $35k. Not as impressive as the $90k but it is something.
I am being set up on a blind date next Thursday. I have done this twice before and the results were not good. But as they say, "Third times the charm". I know nothing about this girl... NOTHING. She could be a he, that would make for an interesting night. The girl setting us up has thought about doing this for a year... A YEAR. Why so long? She was afraid we wouldn't hit it off and it would make an awkward situation where she and I worked (I no longer work there). Good timing honey, I'm moving. Unless this is the girl of my dreams (or I knock her up) I am still moving. Looks like it's time for me to put away the rockabilly rebel Mikey and bring out the Square Mikey. Difference: Rockabilly Mikey swears A LOT more and says stuff like, "Dig that crazy jive". Most don't get it. Oh, and the attire.
I am officially the top salesperson at my store. If I can keep up this pace till the end of the month, I get an extra $500. 6 days to go (fingers crossed).
I am being set up on a blind date next Thursday. I have done this twice before and the results were not good. But as they say, "Third times the charm". I know nothing about this girl... NOTHING. She could be a he, that would make for an interesting night. The girl setting us up has thought about doing this for a year... A YEAR. Why so long? She was afraid we wouldn't hit it off and it would make an awkward situation where she and I worked (I no longer work there). Good timing honey, I'm moving. Unless this is the girl of my dreams (or I knock her up) I am still moving. Looks like it's time for me to put away the rockabilly rebel Mikey and bring out the Square Mikey. Difference: Rockabilly Mikey swears A LOT more and says stuff like, "Dig that crazy jive". Most don't get it. Oh, and the attire.
I am officially the top salesperson at my store. If I can keep up this pace till the end of the month, I get an extra $500. 6 days to go (fingers crossed).
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nena:
Thanks, sweetheart. I hope we don't have to wait too long!

notthellama:
congrats on the house! good luck thursday. i'm almost outta this place. couple more days. also congrats on the awesome salespersonhood. you are not moving super-soon or anything are you now that you bought the house huh? that would be not cool but i understand. I will def. drop by Nashvegas when you get there.