My house is still for sale and now officially $20k less. I made sure the price got dropped Thursday so I would probably see some action this weekend. Guess how many people came to see it... NONE! Dammit! WTF do I have to do to get rid of this thing, Suck a dick? As it is I am already taking it in the ass.. without a reacharound or lube I might add.
October=2 weddings and a bachelor party/golf trip. AKA, my weekends are shot for most of the month. One of the weddings is a "costume wedding" because it is the weekend before Halloween. What should I go as?
- A ref w/ the old coach-style Bike shorts
- Braveheart
- Shrek (but I don't wanna have to shave my head again)
- A transvestite Hooker
- Viking
- I do have a extremely large werewolf mask
- Dress up like Superman and roll around in a wheelchair (I pulled this one off in college, AWESOME!)
- wrap a coathanger around my head and go as a failed abortion
Some might be a bit inappropriate, like the viking outfit, but tell me which one I should go as.
October=2 weddings and a bachelor party/golf trip. AKA, my weekends are shot for most of the month. One of the weddings is a "costume wedding" because it is the weekend before Halloween. What should I go as?
- A ref w/ the old coach-style Bike shorts
- Braveheart
- Shrek (but I don't wanna have to shave my head again)
- A transvestite Hooker
- Viking
- I do have a extremely large werewolf mask
- Dress up like Superman and roll around in a wheelchair (I pulled this one off in college, AWESOME!)
- wrap a coathanger around my head and go as a failed abortion
Some might be a bit inappropriate, like the viking outfit, but tell me which one I should go as.