If peanut oil is made out of Peanuts,
and vegetable oil is made out of vegetables...
What is baby oil made out of?
If dog food is what you feed to dogs,
and cat food is what you feed to cats...
what is cheese food?
If a fat girl falls in the woods and no one is around to see it, do you still laugh?
Sunday will be "Random Facts Day". Just worthless information that I just happen to know for no apparent reason.
ON a side note:
If you have been paying attention over the past couple of months you would know that I was working at a Bar in Georgetown, DC where the Bush twins would come in every once in a while. Then I got a day job that required me to work every Saturday and Sunday so I had to quit working at the bar. I gave him 2 weeks notice and this is the email he sends to me:
I am so fucking pissed at both of you guys. I have a vacation planned for six fucking months and I asked each of you guys when you would like to work. Face4radio, you just decide to fucking quit while I am way. Other Bouncer, you get guys to cover for you that I don't want to work in your fucking place. All of this while I am out of town. It would have been a whole lot fucking better if you guys told me you couldn't work back in July instead of fucking everything up while I am out of town. Fuck you guys.--Owner
The names were changed for everyones protection.
Anyway, what a cock gobbler. I worked for him for 3 1/2 years including every Halloween and New Years. I never missed a day, called in sick or gave him a reason to get mad at me. All he ever thinks about is himself (which seems pretty apparent in his email) and feels that I screwed him because I got a real job. I was a bouncer! He makes it sound like National Security is in danger. Fuck HIM!!!
and vegetable oil is made out of vegetables...
What is baby oil made out of?
If dog food is what you feed to dogs,
and cat food is what you feed to cats...
what is cheese food?
If a fat girl falls in the woods and no one is around to see it, do you still laugh?
Sunday will be "Random Facts Day". Just worthless information that I just happen to know for no apparent reason.
ON a side note:
If you have been paying attention over the past couple of months you would know that I was working at a Bar in Georgetown, DC where the Bush twins would come in every once in a while. Then I got a day job that required me to work every Saturday and Sunday so I had to quit working at the bar. I gave him 2 weeks notice and this is the email he sends to me:
I am so fucking pissed at both of you guys. I have a vacation planned for six fucking months and I asked each of you guys when you would like to work. Face4radio, you just decide to fucking quit while I am way. Other Bouncer, you get guys to cover for you that I don't want to work in your fucking place. All of this while I am out of town. It would have been a whole lot fucking better if you guys told me you couldn't work back in July instead of fucking everything up while I am out of town. Fuck you guys.--Owner
The names were changed for everyones protection.
Anyway, what a cock gobbler. I worked for him for 3 1/2 years including every Halloween and New Years. I never missed a day, called in sick or gave him a reason to get mad at me. All he ever thinks about is himself (which seems pretty apparent in his email) and feels that I screwed him because I got a real job. I was a bouncer! He makes it sound like National Security is in danger. Fuck HIM!!!
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And, that baby oil thing, i swear has kept me up at night before.
BTW, you are soooooo good.
That video was friggin' hilarious.