fabulousrex

Hmm, I had an... interesting night.

Had a 600 person wedding reception for starters. LOTSA Coronas, Mojitos, and mexican oom-bah music. Later on, an uncle of someone's sister (or something like that) gets a little pissy, and we have to toss him out. Except the path to the door was blocked, so we had to go through the bar next door instead, with Mr. Uncle flailing the whole time. Everyone's arguing, the Bride is balling her eyes out, and the oom-bah band is still playing as loud and proud as ever, because they get paid per-song...

Then there was the SUV out in the middle of a bare road with all 4 of it's tires slashed and deflated. How that happened is a mystery that Man is Not Meant to Know, in my opinion...

Then after my shift is over, I decide to get some Village Inn on the way home. Too bad there were 3 punk kids on their bicycles that were looking to start a fight, and smelled faintly of cheap Vodka. I'm just trying to get some pancakes, and my act of Ignoring them goads them into insults, pushing, and finally a punch in my kidneys. I've had it at this point, and to cut a long story short, my face got slammed into a car window and smashed it. Along with the left side of my face. Some people who were shorter than 6' were stomped in the face, and then the cops who were eating inside broke it up. They smelled the booze, and promptly took them into custody. The cops were cool for once, and knew I was just defending myself (for the most part).

Now... I Sleep.