I like how all of my attempts tend to just deflate. Not really blow up in my face, but just kinda piddle away to nothing with no one the wiser as to why. I even ask afterwards, and there's no good reason listed. If I knew what I was doing wrong, I'ld try and fix it, but I don't, so I can't.
Meh, just goes to show ya, Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me:
Meh, just goes to show ya, Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me: