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Poor freckle, no car and has to walk in the rain.

Good thing I bought her this. It has pretty girls in champagne glasses, the coolest one I could find.

I don't want any unpleated skirts now young lady!

Rule #1: Pretty girls should never have to walk in the rain.

Rule #2: Pretty girls should get backrubs whenever they want.

Rule #3: Pretty girls should never have to be alone or sad.

I can eat a cookie without my hands, imagine what else I could eat without hands! But what would I do with the left over 2 hands...