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Wednesday Dec 08, 2004

Dec 8, 2004
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Long overdue movie review.

Blade 3 Trinity.

Let me first start off by saying this. I am a huge Blade fan and love the series. With that out of the way, this movie sucked. Yes sucked. Why oh why do they have to cram so much shit into a movie these days. The Blade series was so good simply because Blade was a badass without trying to be. He just exuded badass. Didn't need any dialogue, no fancy gimmicks just whipped the ass. In this movie they gave him too much. They turned him into a walking, talking Samuel L Jackson cussing Vampire Hunter. Terrible.

Lets overlook that part above, I mean there had to be something good about this movie. Well, the cussing wasn't the only bad part. The little team that is assembled also sucks. When you see it (if you see it) you will understand. Throw in a kid, why the hell do they always have to have children in a movie, and you have what the movie should have been called. The Blade and the Furious. Motorcycle tricks, car tricks, gadgetry that isn't even in this realm of possibility, it's all there. For gods sake, there were vampire dogs. bleh.
And lets not overlook the ungodly plot holes large enough to fit Mt Rushmore in. First the cops are all over him, then they disappear is one of the largest ones. Come on guys, god dammit, get a freaking Vampire movie right for once. Holy Pork Pies you all should be stoned to near death for fucking this one up. Worse than Underworld and the gay bar slap fights that marked the final battle in that one.

There were some good points. The comedy (while being WAY too much) was pretty funny. One of my favorite of favorites, Parker Posey was in it. Love her. Triple H actually gave a pretty damm good performance, much better than I expected from him and it wasn't too long. Overall I give this one a 5. Middle of the road. I could feel that exact same if I hadn't gone and seen it. My advice, save this blood sucker for when you want to do a little biting on the neck of your lady friend ( or man friend ladies) because once you start watching it, you'll move right on to the fun stuff when they get bored.

maxi:
So am i , i just ordered Scambled eggs bacon , home fries and Toast and hot chocalate, eatin it now with greasy fingers as i type!
Dec 10, 2004

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