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Saw Spiderman 2 on Wed. Pretty good. Just as good as the first one, probably better since there was some real world comedy. But i've come to the conclusion that every superhero in the movies is some dumbass, tongue tied nery ass idiot that can never say what they want to when confronted with a set of boobs. Why is this? Why can't there just be a regular guy that may spend too much money on cars and might have slept with more than zero women that gets some super powers and gets to kick some ass? Like me. Hell yea, make me a superhero. I'll whoop a mofo's ass just for doing something trivial like taking over the world. Shit, that's peanuts these days. Oh well.

Took a big hit in the wallet today and dropped 950.00 bucks on a bicycle. Yea a bicycle. Hated to do it but it's worth bout 2500.00 so I got a steal. It's built like a tank though. A Kona Stinky Deluxe downhill bike. Gonna go out and hurtle down hills at breakneck speed and jump big jumps. It's got 2.8 inch tires. It's basically like sitting on a dirt bike without the motor. You just sink into it. The suspension is plush. It also has disc brakes like a car. With little rotors and calipers and pads just like a car. Neato. Just too exspensivo. Never thought I would drop that kind of squat on a bike but here I sit. Add that to the 1500.00 I have in the cross country bike and the jumping bike and i've blown too damm much money for someone with a part time job. Oh well, it's just paper and green paper at that. May as well have some fun.

Oh yea, I got some armor too. Little full faced helmet, padded pants, shin guards, full armored jacket with plasitc pads. I look like a cross between the Terminator and the little kid with the suit on in a Christmas story. It's a laughable sight. I'll put some photos up soon so you can all get a kick. Wish me luck, my first race is on the 18th. I'm gonna either win or wreck. There is not middle ground.