Ok went and saw Hellboy.
Here's what I thought.
Decent movie. I liked alot of stuff with this movie, mainly Ron Pearlman. What a cool guy. Great actor. The other characters were just on the weirdly, odd in a kickass sort of way. It was good entertainment. I don't have any funny remarks or retort about it cause it was pretty much a middle of the road movie for me. It didn't really make me go wow and didn't make me go ow. I do want a huge stone hand though to use on my newest superhero.
CAPTAIN SLAPOUT. The good captain patrols the lands looking for dumbasses. You know the type, the ones that talk on cel phones and wander into your lane, the ones that ask a question that just answered, the ones that make a stink about a coupon in the line when you are trying to check out costing you more in time and sanity than the 3 cents they are gonna save. Yea the captain will appear on the scene and apply a single slap to the facial region correcting earlier transgressions.
What a hero, where is he when we need him.
Here's what I thought.
Decent movie. I liked alot of stuff with this movie, mainly Ron Pearlman. What a cool guy. Great actor. The other characters were just on the weirdly, odd in a kickass sort of way. It was good entertainment. I don't have any funny remarks or retort about it cause it was pretty much a middle of the road movie for me. It didn't really make me go wow and didn't make me go ow. I do want a huge stone hand though to use on my newest superhero.
CAPTAIN SLAPOUT. The good captain patrols the lands looking for dumbasses. You know the type, the ones that talk on cel phones and wander into your lane, the ones that ask a question that just answered, the ones that make a stink about a coupon in the line when you are trying to check out costing you more in time and sanity than the 3 cents they are gonna save. Yea the captain will appear on the scene and apply a single slap to the facial region correcting earlier transgressions.
What a hero, where is he when we need him.