I must indulge my creative side.

What I like about girls.

Girls are cool. God dammit thats it. Cool. Everything about them is cool. From the way they always know how to lay on the couch to make you catch a tent, to their evil streaks that are cute when you are together, but nasty when you are apart. The way they wear clothes. The way they talk. The way they walk. GRRRRR. I love girls.

I love certain classes of girls better than others. I love girls with Tattoos. Any Tattoos will do but its the large ones that really get my blood boiling. A girl with large Tattoos is equivelant to finding the Ark of the Covenant. When they take their clothes off and their epidermal beauty comes at you like El Diablo the bull, I just can't hold my M&M together, I just melt on the sheets. The more Tattoos the merrier. I have a friend in Atlanta, a very dear friend who I love. We hooked up a time ago and when she became naked it was like looking at a goddess. I could only mumble unintelligable words of praise as she stood there basked in the candle light while Nick Cave crooned in the background about a black dog or black hand, I can't remember since her beauty is still burned upon my retinas and that is al I see. I felt honored, unworthy to be where I was. Somehow I had slipped by the gaurds that were meant to keep out all but the divine and stumbled into greatness. These are the girls I love.

I love strong girls. Girls that can kick higher than my head and are not afraid to do it. Girls that can cuss better than I can while in a schoolgirl outfit and pigtails. Girls that wear skulls on various parts of their anatomies. Girls that smell good while being bad. Girls that like their hair pulled but understand that I don't like mine pulled cause i'm a pussy. Girls that don't care that I feel too cool to dance but go out their and grind on their friends while staring at me, cause that's cooler than anything I could ever aspire to be. Girls that are not afraid to stand in front of you naked or pee in the same room. Girls that will laugh when they fall down and not act like Susie Sororiety and make Drama worse than Boy George at a Klan rally.

These are the girls that I like. Tough, sexy girls that take no shit, give no quarter but can still hug into me like I was a Greek God and let me at least think that I can protect them better than they can protect themselves.

Thats why I like Girls. Girls kick ass mofo.