eyesquad

Woe is me. Here it is 7:45 and I just finished with my water pump experience. SG burlesque starts in little over an hour and I am 3 hours away. I would love nothing more than to pull a Smkey and the Bandit and go east bound and down but I am super pissed, tired, cold and generally cranky. What a chore that was to do. It took me forever and every nut and bolt fought me to the death. I called it a bastard, a whore, a steamy pile and I even stooped to calling it a Honda. But automotive racial slurs don't carry the same weight as real ones do. Not that I use em. It just laughed and laughed at me while I battered another knuckle. I fully advocate working on your own vehicles but I gladly would have paid someone to do that had I more time. But I was trying to get it done today so I could hit Burlesque and failed. I am a failure.

What a shitty day I have had. Not only did I miss work, I lost my 13.50 I spent on the ticket that is waiting at will call for me and I spent 100 bucks on my water pump and assorted things to do the job. So my day officially sucked fat donkey piles. Now I am going to sit here and lament my misfortune.

Someone send me some "Feel betters"