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K funk is over.

A sweet email from the Tiger made my day and now i feel mucho bettero.

I need to clean my room and do my laundry. I keep putting that stuff off since I am such a procrastinating slackster. I just hate doing those sorts of things. I could be doing so much more fun stuff rather than slaving away over the cleaning stufff.

oh well.

I'm in the mood for ripping. How bout I tear into Cold Mountain again. Boy that movie was crap, A big plate of crap, a nice greasy crap sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. Yeap I was sitting in that movie and all I wanted to do was unrinate on the folks in front of me, matter of fact I wanted them to urinate on me it was that bad. Anything to keep me from entering into a sort of death like state much like being catatonic. I could feel my life essence being tugged out of me. Could see it wafting towards the screen with every other patrons and going straight into Nichol Kidmans mouth. Now I used to want to be in Ms Kidmans mouth but after seeing that, I want to throw rocks at her and chase her through the streets like Quasimodo.

Ok I feel better now.