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Well had to let off a little steam last night. Went bowling with some friends and then went to visit my friend that works at the Masters. Cool strip club with fake helicopters on poles out in front of it. He handed me 2 tickets to POISEN!!!!!!!!!!! Wow. An 80s hair band extroidanary fiasco that I will be attending tonight. Me thinks that it wil be some fun. I also spent an hour and a half talking to a very smart dancer. Spoke 4 languages fluently and was pretty cool. Also Filipino to boot. Can't beat that.

Anyway, it was a fun time and I enjoyed it. Lyrics today are as follows.

like to sit in back, watch out for cops.
Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top.
And when she's get tired that way.
I whisper in her ear an' say.
Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive.
Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive.

Now, I was born in a test tube. But daddy tried it this way, too.
Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red. When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said.
Bend over, I'll drive.
Now as I was sayin' before I quit.
If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it!
Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks.
So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck!


Cramps rule.