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Went to a wedding this weekend. God I hate weddings. All a wedding is good for is for parents. It gives them ammunition to rattle my cage about not being married. About how I could have had this and that and all this other shit. Well FU!!!! and fuck the goddamm wedding couple too! Even though it was my cousin and she is pretty cool and doesnt give me shit about shit. Other than that weddings are good for getting stonefaced obliterated and making a complete and total ass out of yourself all in the name of eternal happiness as long as eternity is 1-2 years depending on the financial situation and roaming eyes of the couple. That is what I think about weddings. I would be much happier pulling all of my pubic hair out with a spork or dripping hot wax and Jim Beam into my open eyelids. But I had to go so there I was, in South Georgia at a stinking country club. When I say country club, I mean it. I took a photo of the church's sign out fron and posted it in the pics section. "Stop, drop and roll won't work in HELL"
Brilliant caption but a not so brilliant observation. How would this minister, who was a spitting image of Reba Mcentire festooned with hair the size of New York, know what hell was like? It may be the ultimate party town. It may be naked cheerleaders and rum in an endless stream of debauchery and pastries. Anyway.

Check it out. I will have a photo of the minister soon for you all to see. Until then enjoy the sign.