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Ok last night I was tucked in safe and sound on my SG webpage when all of a sudden..BANG I was surrounded by large militant women with steaks strapped to them. They asked me very politely with a smack to the midruff AND midsection to come with them. Well let me tell you!, the ol Squaderrnator wasnt gonnna go quitely so I jumped up and grabbed a pair of dirty socks, quickly tied them together with potatoes in each end and made some sock chucks. I was swinging them all around my head like a some dememted woman in a heated race after the last ripe cucumber. Those large ladies didnt even know what hit em. BANG>>>POW>>>ZOWIE>>>ZAP and it was all over.

I called my faithful companion and butler Mashimoto to dispose of the bodies and to cook whatever steaks were not touching their virginias and we settled in for a nice dinner. After that I turned around and WHALA!! I was back on SG.

So I don't really know what happened. But I am back now. I also got to make my secret hideout more secret. Can't have riff raff bustin in like that. Hard to be a super hero if everyone can find you sheesh.