Van Helsing.
This movie reminded me of a guy I knew. He had it all, money, a HUGE house, a beautiful wife who loved him....then he pissed it all away on drugs and hookers. Same thing with this movie. I hated it. I think it blew so much ass that it should have been called Van Salad Tossers. Here's why.
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This movie reminded me of a guy I knew. He had it all, money, a HUGE house, a beautiful wife who loved him....then he pissed it all away on drugs and hookers. Same thing with this movie. I hated it. I think it blew so much ass that it should have been called Van Salad Tossers. Here's why.
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Woohoo. This one is overdue since the car was on the forefront.
The Punisher.
WOW. It has been awhile since a movie made me say wow. But this one did. The explosions, the cars, girls, GUNS and hell, everything else about this movie made my loins light afire.
Here's the plot. If you don't know who the Punisher is by now, you should be crotch...
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The Punisher.
WOW. It has been awhile since a movie made me say wow. But this one did. The explosions, the cars, girls, GUNS and hell, everything else about this movie made my loins light afire.
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_bossanova_:
What kind of woman would make him put his guns down and cry? I for one would love to see my man do that shit. I'd be all "get the fuck back out there, bitch." At least that's what I think right now, drunk.
Dude, I need a car that sets my loins afire. The PT just isn't cutting it.
Dude, I need a car that sets my loins afire. The PT just isn't cutting it.
madison:
oh yeah,
that giggles my fancy!
thanks!
that giggles my fancy!
thanks!
Thanks for all the good comments on my pics. I guess I won't have to bring my horribly mis-spelled potato over to your collective houses and brandish it menacingly.
As for me, I am in Atlanta now and I have figured out that my car really hates me. I have been under the thing now for 2 solid days and still have not finished the...
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As for me, I am in Atlanta now and I have figured out that my car really hates me. I have been under the thing now for 2 solid days and still have not finished the...
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_bossanova_:
Dang! You have to go out with us next time you come down. Blondie awaits.
Greasemonkeys are hot, especially barefoot ones!
Greasemonkeys are hot, especially barefoot ones!
eyesquad:
My bikes.
eyesquad:
My cars.
eyesquad:
pictures of yours truly.
Okie, I added some photos of me to the picture section. It was about time. I love photos, too bad I don't take any. 
Picked up and old school BMX bike today that I have seen only one of. A Vector MK2. They were made right here in the Mountain Dew capital of the world. That's right, 1/3 of all Mountain Dew in the world...
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Picked up and old school BMX bike today that I have seen only one of. A Vector MK2. They were made right here in the Mountain Dew capital of the world. That's right, 1/3 of all Mountain Dew in the world...
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llona:
you're so cute.
God loves a southern boy.
God loves a southern boy.
lacadence:
You are such a southern boy and what pretty eyes you have.
Ahh. I love doing nothing. Just sitting on the couch playing Halo or watching MXC and doing nothing. Shot a commercial yesterday. I am the expectant father on the new University of Tennessee medical center commercial on the new womens center. I got paid to lay in bed for 3 hours, fall asleep, get woken up, and chat with a pretty 21 year old girl....
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_bossanova_:
Yay! I'm probably going back Tuesday, so you must hang out with us on Wednesday before you go!
I'll be stopping in New Orleans (hopefully) to get the tattoo on my wrist re-done, so I'll be back late Tuesday. When are you going back?
I'll be stopping in New Orleans (hopefully) to get the tattoo on my wrist re-done, so I'll be back late Tuesday. When are you going back?
soma__:
oh yay I want that book so much. hehe! I like your writing style- that first paragraph about RL made me crack up SO much. he is SUCH a moron!
yay for doing nothing!!!!!!!! eat lots of ice cream
mt dew is one of my vices too. it keep lowering my sperm count dammit!
I like your writing style- that first paragraph about RL made me crack up SO much. he is SUCH a moron!
yay for doing nothing!!!!!!!! eat lots of ice cream
mt dew is one of my vices too. it keep lowering my sperm count dammit!
Well that days are longer now and the nights warmer so I am venturing forth from the homestead. Some cool things have happened lately and I want to share.
My friend, (the one in my profile pic) just got a gig doubling one of my childhood heros the other day. He will be set on fire while doubling Ron Jeremy. Yes the Ol Hedgehog is...
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My friend, (the one in my profile pic) just got a gig doubling one of my childhood heros the other day. He will be set on fire while doubling Ron Jeremy. Yes the Ol Hedgehog is...
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tigerlily:
*sigh*...i couldn't understand a word you said after the part about the demon returning to the road ways...still love me even if i'm a tech retard?
that's a great pic btw...sounds like a great gig!!
so really...i'm hoping for the tenn thing...but it all depends on if this organization can afford to fly us all out. otherwise, it'll only be one of the girls...well, maybe i'll peek into cheap flights and see if i can tag along with her. otherwise, there's also a chance i'll be doing the so. carolina thing again this summer...we'll see! gotta meet you at some point baby!!
that's a great pic btw...sounds like a great gig!!
so really...i'm hoping for the tenn thing...but it all depends on if this organization can afford to fly us all out. otherwise, it'll only be one of the girls...well, maybe i'll peek into cheap flights and see if i can tag along with her. otherwise, there's also a chance i'll be doing the so. carolina thing again this summer...we'll see! gotta meet you at some point baby!!
Okay, with a new Avatar comes a new perspective. I am branching out and and away from the house more and more as of late. My new girlfriend is pretty damm dreamy. I think there is no other like her. I also found out the Karma wraps her loving arms around me and keeps my ex's in loads of torment long after they have moved...
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delirium_faerie:
you gotta love karma.
tigerlily:
new attitude no response what? what you talking bout boy? i got an eensy weensy email from you, but you said you'd write more so i was waiting. and unfortunately, i WAS holding my breath, so now i'm dead and am writing this through a 52 yr old fat brain dead tech dude who also has a talent for channeling.
ok not really. he's only 51.
i can't vouch for your exes, but it does seem like YOUR good karma comes from having a sweet heart.
and i haven't been around because life's been a bit of a roller coaster lately and i just haven't had the wherewithall.
but things ARE good with the boy.
and there's a slight chance my bellydance troupe will be coming to tennesee to teach workshops in the fall!
ok not really. he's only 51.
i can't vouch for your exes, but it does seem like YOUR good karma comes from having a sweet heart.
and i haven't been around because life's been a bit of a roller coaster lately and i just haven't had the wherewithall.
but things ARE good with the boy.
and there's a slight chance my bellydance troupe will be coming to tennesee to teach workshops in the fall!
Ok went and saw Hellboy.
Here's what I thought.
Decent movie. I liked alot of stuff with this movie, mainly Ron Pearlman. What a cool guy. Great actor. The other characters were just on the weirdly, odd in a kickass sort of way. It was good entertainment. I don't have any funny remarks or retort about it cause it was pretty much a middle of...
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Here's what I thought.
Decent movie. I liked alot of stuff with this movie, mainly Ron Pearlman. What a cool guy. Great actor. The other characters were just on the weirdly, odd in a kickass sort of way. It was good entertainment. I don't have any funny remarks or retort about it cause it was pretty much a middle of...
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I must indulge my creative side.
What I like about girls.
Girls are cool. God dammit thats it. Cool. Everything about them is cool. From the way they always know how to lay on the couch to make you catch a tent, to their evil streaks that are cute when you are together, but nasty when you are apart. The way they wear clothes. The...
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What I like about girls.
Girls are cool. God dammit thats it. Cool. Everything about them is cool. From the way they always know how to lay on the couch to make you catch a tent, to their evil streaks that are cute when you are together, but nasty when you are apart. The way they wear clothes. The...
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_bossanova_:
Are you going to the burlesque show in Atlanta in June?
llona:
too bad us folks never see you no more.
xo
xo
You are so right about CG and action movies. I didn't see the first Charlie's Angels, but the second one was so fucking ridiculous, and they completely flaunted it, too. Talk about doing things that would get them killed instantly!
I really wanted Van Helsing to be good, because I'm a vampire/horror girl, but I've only heard bad things all around.