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Sunday Jun 12, 2005

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- I had to use a condom last night... Holy crap, I didn't think I was ever going to cum! I've gotten used to not having to use one, for awhile now (see there are advantages to being a Geezer!) I'd forgotten how... ahh... numbing they are, wow, what a difference! I won't have to use one on Friday night though, thank god, cowabunga!!
- Bummer, a buddy of mine just called and asked if I could crew a boat delivery from the Azores to NY. Crap! No I can't right now. Double crap!! And the Azores is on my list of places to see. Man, I hope that other guy enjoys the ride. Did I ever tell you two things I hate are: debt, and committments... Sometimes it just sucks to be me. But that's OK, I'll feel better on Friday...
No ARRR!!! today frown blackeyed !!
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elicit77:
I found if you get the ribbed condoms and turn them inside out.....well you get the jist. biggrin
Jul 9, 2005
zode:
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

A bottle of 30 year old Balvenie

A package of Nathans Hot Dogs

Ken Burns Jazz 10 DVD Set

A bottle of Aveda Shampure

2 Boxes of Nag Champa

A Half Gallon of Vermont Maple Syrup

2 Orchids

A 50 lbs Bag of Concerto Wild bird Feed

A bag of Sushi Rice

???
Jul 14, 2005

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