Yes, I plagiarized this, but I thought it was fun, sooo...too bad! 
How tall are you? 5'9"
Have you ever smoked heroin? No
Do you own a gun? Yes, and several firearms, too...
Have you ever been arrested? Not all the way...
Rehab? No need
How many of your friends have committed suicide? One
Do you shave your crotch? No
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? Sure
Do you ever punch yourself? Punch, or pinch?
Have you ever killed an animal? Several; on purpose, and by accident. The last one cost $1400!
Are you Irish? Scottish
Who would you punch if you could? al Zarqaui
What do you think of hot dogs? I love NYC dirty water dogs, Sabbretts! Two please, w/ mustard & kraut, and a Yoohoo!
What's your favorite Christmas song? That one by the Waitresses
Whats your favorite smell? Numi Jasmine Green Tea
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Double espresso w/ some orange rind
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?SF, I grew up aroud NYC
Do you do pushups? Not anymore. Unless the girl's in town...
Do you ever fantasize about murder? al Zarqaui
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? Yikes, no way. I survived Desert Storm, and Wilmington, I don't want to get killed in my own country!
Have you ever done ecstasy? No
Are you straightedge? Depends on who you talk to...
Are you vegan? Prime Rib thanks, King cut please
Do you shoplift? Not since I could see over the counter
What s the last thing you stole? Girls hearts
Do you ski or snowboard? Two sticks for me, thanks
What do you think of moustaches? I've had one for 25 years, mostly. And I love to give rides...
Do you use hair gel? Almost never
Do you sniff cocaine? No
Who is your favorite serial killer? N/A
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? Only after the fact
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? Fortunately, no!
Have you been shot? At
Have you ever been hospitalized? Not since I was a kid
Do you like painkillers? Painkillers are my favorite drink,
how'd you know?!
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blue, bedroom eyes
Do you own a knife? Many
Have you played ghettopoly? No
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? No, but I lived in the hood
Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question?
Have you ever had a head injury? Does mental illness count...?
How many virgins have u slept with? Two, I think
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? No tats, but the two ear piercings hurt like mother fookers!
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How tall are you? 5'9"
Have you ever smoked heroin? No
Do you own a gun? Yes, and several firearms, too...
Have you ever been arrested? Not all the way...
Rehab? No need
How many of your friends have committed suicide? One
Do you shave your crotch? No
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? Sure
Do you ever punch yourself? Punch, or pinch?
Have you ever killed an animal? Several; on purpose, and by accident. The last one cost $1400!
Are you Irish? Scottish
Who would you punch if you could? al Zarqaui
What do you think of hot dogs? I love NYC dirty water dogs, Sabbretts! Two please, w/ mustard & kraut, and a Yoohoo!
What's your favorite Christmas song? That one by the Waitresses
Whats your favorite smell? Numi Jasmine Green Tea
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Double espresso w/ some orange rind
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?SF, I grew up aroud NYC
Do you do pushups? Not anymore. Unless the girl's in town...
Do you ever fantasize about murder? al Zarqaui
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? Yikes, no way. I survived Desert Storm, and Wilmington, I don't want to get killed in my own country!
Have you ever done ecstasy? No
Are you straightedge? Depends on who you talk to...
Are you vegan? Prime Rib thanks, King cut please
Do you shoplift? Not since I could see over the counter
What s the last thing you stole? Girls hearts
Do you ski or snowboard? Two sticks for me, thanks
What do you think of moustaches? I've had one for 25 years, mostly. And I love to give rides...
Do you use hair gel? Almost never
Do you sniff cocaine? No
Who is your favorite serial killer? N/A
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? Only after the fact
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? Fortunately, no!
Have you been shot? At
Have you ever been hospitalized? Not since I was a kid
Do you like painkillers? Painkillers are my favorite drink,
how'd you know?!
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blue, bedroom eyes
Do you own a knife? Many
Have you played ghettopoly? No
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? No, but I lived in the hood
Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question?
Have you ever had a head injury? Does mental illness count...?
How many virgins have u slept with? Two, I think
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? No tats, but the two ear piercings hurt like mother fookers!
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