Gotta be careful about "buying sex toys at the hardware store..." 
http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite
http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite
stcyr:
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justrodan:
geez - sex toys and saber saws - that's a bit over the top in the "fuck me hard" area, I'd think?