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So, I finally went out and signed up for the Avon Breast Cancer Walk. I'm a little nervous because it is gonna be a lot of walking and then I plan on getting shit faced after it is done. (It is my birthday weekend, after all.)

The minimum to walk is $1800 and so far I've only made $100. (True, I've only signed up a couple of hours ago, late at night, so the only one who has seen my email is my cousin in England.) (She gave a generous donation, by the way.)

So, how about it? Wanna help an asshole walk 40 miles for some tits?

I'll take anything. No matter how big or small. I like 'em all. (The donations, you dirty people.) (Well, actually I like all boobies also)

I'm gonna post a link to my page where you can make a donation. I am an idiot in computer terms so if it doesn't work, pm me your email address an I'll send you and email about it.

I realize that times are tough so don't feel that you gotta do it. But like I said anything helps. Even encouraging words.

Thanks a lot.


Aaron's boobie walk

And also, if you donate money, kind words or flashes of mammaries, I will send you a nice thank you note or, if you're local, buy you a beer. I might even start up one of those prize things you hear about in those wacky christian cult..er..I mean summer camps where if you get enough people to convert/donate, you get a little closer to heaven. (Maybe have your friends read my blog and become my friends. I gotta whole lotta ground to cover. Both physically and financially.)