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I feel like such an asshole. Two people fucked me over today and it really pissed me off, and since I was so pissed I was rude to this girl I don't even know. I hate when I let douchebag people effect me like that. I want to apologize to that girl, but don't know who she is.
I'm really afraid shit like that is...
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WOW I just discovered Jalapeno Pringles at the store!!!!!!!!! They are so good, especially when paired with a cold High Life.

Crap, I just found out where we're gonna be at in Afghanistan doesn't have phone or worse, internet. What the fuck am I going to do for 12-15 months. I know Iraq sucks, but those guys got it made when they're not working. They have everything on those bases there. We on the other hand are gonna be perched up on some godforsaken mountain in...
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It's Official..... PFC Williams is headed for Afghanistan in June. Department of Defense releases it on Monday. *beer bottle opening*

Are most tattoo artists assholes to anyone else but me? I know i'm no supercool hipster or a sexy girl, but come on i'm a nice humble guy but every time i go to a tattoo shop it's like i'm dirt, wtf? I'm new to Texas so I don't have a regular shop, so I've been tryin to find one, and they're all too cool...
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Hello world, are you hungover too? Wow, I really gotta quit drinkin and drivin. Nothing bad happened, but my luck can't hold out forever. I really want to ride a rollercoaster. Seriously.

Almost forgot..... the girl I love now hates me, so probably nix the wedding. But on a bright note, the Blackened Caeser Burger at The Jackalope is delicious!

Went to Austin for the weekend, got wasted. Too much Budweiser and Jager. Made an ass of myself, kinda. Got so drunk at my friend's friends bar I pissed on a tree in front of the whole bar. Needless to say we were asked to leave. I know, I'm awesome! Then after that went back to friends house and got stoned, which was a horrible...
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I just saw a trailor for a new movie.... Zombie Strippers! Two of my favorite things. Speaking of zombies, check Black Sheep- zombie sheep in new zealand. It's awesome.

I don't understand you women at all, and it drives me fucking crazy. She says she misses me and she'll marry me, she won't return my calls, I send her messages, get nothing back, then she posts a bullentin about missing someone and love. Just say what you fucking mean, I can't read your mind. Was the post about someone else?