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It's Official..... PFC Williams is headed for Afghanistan in June. Department of Defense releases it on Monday. *beer bottle opening*

Are most tattoo artists assholes to anyone else but me? I know i'm no supercool hipster or a sexy girl, but come on i'm a nice humble guy but every time i go to a tattoo shop it's like i'm dirt, wtf? I'm new to Texas so I don't have a regular shop, so I've been tryin to find one, and they're all too cool...
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Hello world, are you hungover too? Wow, I really gotta quit drinkin and drivin. Nothing bad happened, but my luck can't hold out forever. I really want to ride a rollercoaster. Seriously.

Almost forgot..... the girl I love now hates me, so probably nix the wedding. But on a bright note, the Blackened Caeser Burger at The Jackalope is delicious!

Went to Austin for the weekend, got wasted. Too much Budweiser and Jager. Made an ass of myself, kinda. Got so drunk at my friend's friends bar I pissed on a tree in front of the whole bar. Needless to say we were asked to leave. I know, I'm awesome! Then after that went back to friends house and got stoned, which was a horrible...
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I just saw a trailor for a new movie.... Zombie Strippers! Two of my favorite things. Speaking of zombies, check Black Sheep- zombie sheep in new zealand. It's awesome.

I don't understand you women at all, and it drives me fucking crazy. She says she misses me and she'll marry me, she won't return my calls, I send her messages, get nothing back, then she posts a bullentin about missing someone and love. Just say what you fucking mean, I can't read your mind. Was the post about someone else?

Hello world, I'm new to this. I'm a soldier. I'm going to Afghanistan in a few months so I figured, I've always wanted to join SG but never did. Silly me, this site's freaking awesome.

Hello world how are you? Me? I'm good. So what's new? I know, it's awesome. Oh stop, you're making me blush. Not on the first date. You're BAD.