eyeballkid

When I was going up the stairs
I met a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, He'd go away...

Alright. "I" isn't the most popular word in America for nuthin'. People LOVE to talk about themselves. Not excluding MYself. I am probably the biggest egomaniac on this site. So, for you, but mainly for ME, here are little known eyeballkid facts...

1. When I was 11 I went through a Christian phase and threw away all my punk and metal tapes. I don't think c.d.s were all the rage yet. I didn't wanna go to hell. Heh.
2. I used to worship Satan.
3. I now worship ACDC
4. I'm currently a lazy buhddist. Don't get around to meditating much.
5. I'm contemplating packing up and moving across country without telling anyone. Just disappearing. Like in Ghost World. My biggest fantasy.
6. I don't think I'm technically a nympho, but I do think I'm a sexaholic. There's a difference.
7. I once met StoneColdSteveAustin and didn't care. He came into Ameristop when I used to work there. I said "You're StoneColdSteveAustin". And he said "Yeah" all proud, thinking I wanted an autograph. And I said, That'll be 4.27. Famous people are dumb.
8. After going to a really shitty party last night and fucking I came home and masterbated. See #6
9. You guys ever seen Identity? YOU HAVE TO!
10. I'm in my underwear, gotta get ready for work.