eyeballkid

Well ,enough whining. Thanks for the encouraging words all you lovely ladies. Eyeballkid loves ya! I'm off to a party tonight at my brother's. Got my stetson, my pointy shoes and a bottle of cheap vodka. I'm running that party. So, my cat Pestilence broke a $300.00 statue of a roman gladiator I had on my coffee table. I was exceptionaly pissed. Still am, but I'm cooling. That's what happened to my last cat Grrr. No his name was Grrr. Anyway, he knocked a $200.00 King Tut of my wall and busted it, so I tossed his ass outside. I had just finished one of many 16 hour shifts so I was a wee cranky. But, I set out food by the door and slept on the couch for days, waiting for him to come. How sad. One day I saw him, after he survived the last hellish winter, and he looked as wild as a wolf. So I slowly backed away like the bitch I am.
= I think my scorpion Frank is dead. I kinda forgot to feed him for a month. Oops. Wouldn't you hate to have me taking care of you? Well I would love to take care of you anyway. Now I'll steal a feature from other members...
Eyeballkid fun facts...
1. I am an active ghost hunter and belong to a number of ghost huntung groups. Check out Spirit Seekers of Ohio. Umm, if you live in Ohio that is.
2. I haven't had a real relationship (not sex) in almost 2 years. Guess you have to leave the house for that.
3. I love cherries, the smell of gasoline and Al Capone cigars.
4. The last time I drank tequila I was 15 and ended up on someone's roof, yelling and throwing those double popsicle things at cars, till I hit a cop and fell off the roof.
5. I also fell off the roof of Marsh almost two stories trying to retrieve a baseball. It hurt quite badly.
6. I have an unhealthy obsesion of getting my ex-girlfriends to cheat on thier husbands and boyfriends with me. I guess to boost my ego, I dunno.
7. When I was in 2nd grade I won the young authors award and got to read for the state thingie. It was called 'The Axe Murderer' and my teacher made me read from a book of poems because, though it won, it was too 'graphic'.
Alright, I off to get inebriated, besotted, soused, pickled, 4 1/2 sheets to the wind, stewed, sloshed, tanked, bombed, winebibbered, and singularly shit-faced. See ya.