eyeballkid

I hate writing a new journal entry and denying any connection me and Flux may have once had but, as they say change is inevitable. So I went to this strip club in Dayton, which shall remain nameless, and I swear God, the hottest girl in there had a suicide girls tattoo on her upper arm! If any one can solve the mystery of who this dynamic gal may be, I will send you a goody bag in the mail, full of all kinds of wierd highly valuable things which I care not for. Time to use a smiley. I picked that one cause it made my drunk ass smile, cause it's looking around like, hmmm, I didn't do nothing. He He He. So here is the reason I wrote a new journal entry. I recently bought the best album of all time, 'Blue Valentine' by, of coarse, Tom Waits. And on it was a duo with Tom and Bette Midler, now believe me when I say I hate Bette Midler with all my soul, but she had the greatest voice I have heard out of a woman since Yma Sumac, and if you know who Yma Sumac is, give yourself 10,000 cool points! Anyway, my point is, does the fact that I heard Bette's voice and liked it make me gay? I did decide that I liked it before I read the back sleeve to find out who it was, if that is of any significance. I am in dire straits, yours truly, whatever they said in that movie which name escapes me for the moment.
-And now the trivia question for the day-
What is the best line you have heard in the last two days? Mine would have to be..."Why did you kill him Bob? The guy didn't like Walt Whitman?"