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I slept on my couch last night - you know, for the sake of fun. Not so much fun occured. I ache now.

My cats are being pests today... they haven't left me alone since I woke up. Crazy furballs.

I want meat. Uh, bacon or something that is. Although...

Hrm. I have a lot of laundry to do. Kind of a mini-mountain of laundry....
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yuriel:
i hope the couch was comfy
hope youre feeling better
-fries up some bacon
mmm biggrin
tasty!
<3
you can have plenty too !
EL SUICIDO LOCO
papaspank:
yeah! kitties! I have one. His name is Gavin. I give him hugs and kisses every day. I'd be so lonely without him, even though he is a pain sometimes.

what kind of fun were you expecting when you decided to sleep on the couch? sometimes, I like to curl up in a little ball like a cat on a couch. Usually I fall off. or hurt. so I don't do it often.
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Ah there it is, the all too familiar dull headache that I so often have, brought on my long time friend and perhaps yours as well, sleep deprivation. Me and her, we go way back. Definitely back as far as I can remember.

...

She's a bitch.

Lately I've been wanting a change of scenery. I've been checking out job opportunities and apartment listings in...
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noone_3383:
thank you for letting us watch biggrin
worthyofed:
I'm moving to Thunder Bay.

...and no. Nothing's ever great. There's this balance. Is anything good ever happens, sometimes bad always happens in return. And me "equilibrium' seems to me crappier than everybody elses. So yeah I'm screwed. *thumbs up!*
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The stomach episode is over, once again. Here's to hoping it's gone for good. I'm starving though...

SUBWAY TO THE RESCUE. With cookies. Hazaa!

Today I was told "You eat a lot. For your size I mean." And here I thought that was a no-brainer.

It rained on me. I enjoyed it. Nothing beats being out in the rain with no shelter to hide under....
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evolution:
And I thought I was the only one who walked slow in the rain on purpose. I once walked a half hour in the pouring rain to a concert instead of taking the street car. The next day I got a horrible cold and was heavily drugged for about a week.

I don't really remember much else, but I remember it was good times. Good times.
yuriel:
lol no
but i do have it on mp3
-laughs-
smile
sides i cant sing for squat tongue
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Let's all give a warm welcome back to...

- dramatic entrance music -

My vomit!

- crowd cheers -

It made not one. Not two. But THREE separate appearances tonight.

Seriously though, it would appear my stomach condition (see back a few journal entries, for those who have no clue what I'm rambling about) is back. And she's not happy.

Right now the pain is...
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hoser767:
could you not go into a walk in clinic? i know here in bc they are open till 8 pm and such, so after work go stright to one. I'm acctualy getting worried about you,
mevsyou:
Two words
pepto bismol
I would take that shit if I had cancer and I am sure it would clear it all up.
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Having a really bad day. I resemble this guy. mad

At least someone is bringing toilet paper over. That makes me slightly happy. Toilet paper and cheese. Double whammo.

I have cramps. They say "fuck you". "Fuck you" in not so many words, and with more pain. $50.00 says I'll be curled up like a fetus in no time. Ow.

This model on this magazine is...
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hoser767:
someone needs chocolate, and i have it....oh wait i'm sposed to cheer you up
evolution:
When I have a bad day, I find if I occupy myself with something, it helps take my mind of whatever was bothering me.

You could make something.
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Well to the ones who offered to take me camping, thanks. But, I doubt you guys would wanna camp in Manitoba. One word. Mosquitos. A.K.A. fucking annoying pests.

I have a torch. It has a flame. I like it. Burn baby, burn... Wait, why do I have a torch? The hell.

What can I really write here... hm. I'm trying guys, I'm trying.

I told...
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evolution:
Ah, torches. I also love torches. Although torches and camping and drinking to drunkeness sets up a possibly hazordous situation. Interesting for sure, but hazordous. But I like it. You know whats hotter than burning drunken flesh? You nailed it, face humping and simultaneous eye-gounging. Remember, simultaneous... thats the key. If you gouge out the eyes prior to the humpage, although it provides for more holes into which you can hump, it just isn't as thrilling. It must thrill. Maximum thrillage. Thrillariffic.

I missed the cam but you don't intimidate me with your threat of fear. I am not afraid of any fear. Fear fears me. Hah. So there. I told you. Be afraid (oh! turned it around on you, how you like them apples?).
worthyofed:
Yes, that robot IS uber sad!!
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I just choked on a bean. A green bean.

Ho ho ho, Green Giant!

Will write later.

P.S. I want to go camping. TAKE ME CAMPING! frown ... Please?
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evolution:
Camping! I love camping! I also love getting drunk! And getting drunk at camping! Good times! Woah, more good times! Oh, woah, hung over... not so good times... I gotta sit down for a minute. Ok, ok, I think I'm good... no, no wait, give me another minute. Just gotta breathe... breathe... ok, I'm good. Pass me another! Wooyah! Camping, baby, CAMPING!

[Edited on Jul 25, 2005 11:23PM]
hoser767:
i'm not going camping with a green bean eater
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With no inspiration, there is little I can write.
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desmodius:
remember what willy says: genius is 95% inspiration, 4% persperation, and 1% mint ripple... err... something like that anyway..


you want inspiration, you want awe inspiring gasps of pleasure that will leave void and empty with anything else...
well. i probably can't help you there.... sorry. i can however give ya wonka vision...lol

seriously... you wish for inspiration... look for it within your self... cause when i look at you, i do so with awe. no this is not a dumbass lust letter, cause that's not what i meant. you everyone, and everything in this world is inspiring, from the smallest pebble to things as titan as the blue whale. cause we are alive and even the smallest action that anything can take, just getting out of bed in the morning ready to face another day at work, is a sight of beauty, an inspiring tale if you are feeling just right. take a look around you. breath in the air and think of all the people that you care about in life and why you care about them... that is pure inspiration.
i close with a phrase from slipknot:
life is shitty, but ain't it fucking great.

ps... when all else fails, turn to porn...lol
carpe noctum

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evolution:
I'm jealous of your Friday night. I may have cable and Showcase, but no handcuffs. I really need to get me some of those. I should get some. I'm excited.

For some inspiration, lets try out a quote from the Quotations for Inspiration website.

"If you are ever going to see a rainbow, you have got to stand a little rain."

There, did that work? No, you know what? That was fucking retarded. Who the hell came up with that? That sucked to bad I want to vomit. Vomit relentlessly. Man, I feel cheated. I'm just... I'm just so sorry.

Maybe we'll try this again later when I get this bad taste out of my mouth. Damn.


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My day in a nutshell:

1. My co-worker tells a story of her dream last night. The dream about having sex with me - my boss happens to catch us. Haha!

2. I had to work 3 extra hours at work today. Fuckers.

3. Stagette tonight. Stagette for the girl who had the dream. Double hah!

4. I just ate ribs. Delicious.

5. I'm off...
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evolution:
A stagette with a girl who has wet dreams of you? That sounds like a pretty damn decent Friday night. The closest to anything like that I'll get is watching Red Shoe Diaries on Showcase, with maybe some Baby Blue on CityTV afterwords. If I'm in the mood that is. The mood for checkin' out some hot softcore early 90s 30-something lovin'. Oh yeah. Hot. So hot. I'm all flustered. blush See? Emoticon proves it.

I guess the stomach let up on its little bitchy hissy fit? Stomachs have an attitude I tell you. I'll have to give you a lesson on sweet talking it. I know how to tame it, I reak of charisma, baby, I reak of it.
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I am the definition of ill. Last night was all vomit. I don't know what time it ended. My ex stayed here to look after me, that alone should state how sick I was. I just ate a Fruit Rollup... I'm thinking it wasn't a wise decision. The stomach turns again.

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desmodius:
sick again huh? poor lass...between your frequent bouts of insomnia, dizziness, and sickness, how the hell do you stay virtually sane...? lol... have a lay back for a few days. listen to tunes, or the sg indy station, which is close enough...lol. eat some of your juicy jells, and get well. if you eat the orange jells, maybe you can pretend that you're getting vitamin c from it. lol.
aren't sardines and anchovies the same thing? hairy salty boney pieces of fish? I wouldn't be a good judge of that though, i've never enjoyed seafood. yup... if it's healthy i probably don't like it, so it's probably safe to say it isn't a thyroid problem...lol
fat bastard and twisted loner that i am... lol...
i got a new kitten too. haven't gotten around to taking pictures of her yet though. i call her dingo because she looks kinda like a dingo and i thought that was cool. right now i can hear her little ass squealing behind me while miss kitty is playfully mauling her.... she seems to enjoy it though... but as soon as i get pictures which will probably be tonight, i shall break them down and post them so that you can bask in the utter cuteness. the only problem so far is that dingo seems to be genuinely afraid of me though i've done nothing. it could be that she's all of seven weeks old and about four inches tall compared to me being six foot tall...lol... i am confident that she will warm up too me though. also... very soon indeed i am getting a big screen tv... smile
be great for buffy watching and the ps3 i am going to buy as soon as available...
oracle:
oh no frown I hope you feel better.