Monday Mar 14, 2005

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I cannot stop eating. This is a serious problem. HELP! frown

P.S. I fell asleep at work today. At my computer. My boss woke me up.

I

fucking

rule.

Oh and not to alarm anyone, but there may be something wrong with my penis. At least that's what the emails tell me.
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mevsyou:
Last time I fell asleep at work I fell off my chair. So let this be a lesson to you. Falling asleep at work = Danger.

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 11:46PM]
slipinsin:
Well, the people who send those e-mails are, of course, experts. If they say that something is wrong with your penis, you'd better take their words to heart, and immediately go to whatever web-site the e-mail tells you to, and enter your credit card information. I'm sure that your penis-problem will be solved immediately!

You're awful cute for a guy. Are you sure that you have a penis? You should check. I'm thinking that you probably don't... smile Maybe that e-mail got sent to the wrong person. Maybe it was intended for me! I have a pretty serious problem with my penis. Something is wrong with it that causes woman avoid it -and me- like the plague. Hmm, it looks normal. I don't know... But I'm hoping to get one of those e-mails soon, so that my penis can be fixed and woman will once again......... Wait, okay, I drove this joke into the ground. Sorry... smile

[Edited on Mar 15, 2005 1:44AM]

Sunday Mar 13, 2005

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Yesterday my love died. Now I feel empty. Crispers to fill the void?

My very recent ex just showed up and caused a big scene. If the cam had been aimed at the door you all could have seen it! Wonderful. My wrist hurts now. And he's calling me. Fuck. Men - are there any good ones out there?
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blacklabyrinth:
There are some... . As has already been said they're usually in the background somewhere. Course the what exactly makes a "good man" is probably a matter of taste/opinion. But yeah there are still some that try not to cause drama or treat women like crap.
oracle:
HEY I am in Winnipeg too...

Saturday Mar 12, 2005

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Hangover from hell. skull

Thursday Mar 10, 2005

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And the sign said:

Long-Haired, Freaky People
Need Not Apply
xynotz:
*applies*

Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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I have become a machine. robot

I work while at "work". I work while at home. I work during my lunch "break". I work in my sleep - because I do not sleep. Work, work, work.

I'm tired. It seems the days are growing longer.

Finances make my head spin - very, very fast. I met with my financial advisor today for lunch... I think I...
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blacklabyrinth:
It's weird how interests change (evolve?). I think the thing I miss about living with other grad students was sitting around the living room discussing world events for hours. It sounds really lame , but was awesome. I guess it's just a matter of being around people with similar interests.

Sunday Mar 06, 2005

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Okay so my week has been interesting... to say the least.

One of my cats is trying to attack the snow through the window... she's been going at it for hours now. So many hours. So many loud pounces against the window. *siGh* She hates me lately or something I swear. Last night when I got home she darted out into the hallway and ran...
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thebing:
you deserve to do nothing but smile sweetie
worthyofed:
That IS weird..!
I don't have a cat...but some of my friends do, and they always like me!! I don't think I can remember a cat that hasn't liked me. Except those jerk ones that just don't like anybody..! tongue haha anyways! Cat's usually like me, but the other day this cat tried to bite me! That was weird too. Maybe it's the time of the month when cats go crazy or something...!

Thursday Mar 03, 2005

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Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring....
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thebing:
be more beautiful....oh wait...not possible!! love
blacklabyrinth:
get the badger song stuck in your head... you'll never be bored again. Just insane smile

Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Well no devil child and no illness. False alarm!

I had my cam going for the first time in months... but then the cats started attacking it.

robot Now I'm a robot.
anotherdrunkkid:
are you looking at me

Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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My stomach is literally moving as it rumbles. There is either a devil child inside of me or I'm about to be very ill. This does not look good. Will update later. confused
steve_huge:
no... its neither... its those bloody chickens... hold still... i'll get it for you...

...
there you g.... shit... damn... i dropped

come back here you bloody thing










bok bok bok bokAAAWWWW...
exquisite:
eeek

Sunday Feb 27, 2005

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Well last night was great, quite possibly the most fun I've had in weeks. I miss hanging out with my friends... I'll just have to make sure I'm social more often. I was introduced to so many people (friends of my friends), and I now cannot remember names. Horrible of me. In fact... I can't remember much of the night, I was a tad intoxicated....
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scoobs:
My boss is away this week too, But I'm planning on slacking considering I just caught a cold. Although he did leave me a pile of work to take care of while he's gone. But I'm hoping my cold clears up before this weekend considering I'm celebrating my birthday this weekend. Wish me luck




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