I need a new body. This one is damaged, again. I ripped back my toenail on my right foot's big toe. Sexy as fuck. It's blood mayhem under, on and around the nail itself. Throbbing like crazy. It's my new love.
Fucker is the word of the day, feel free to use it in a creative sentence.
I'm going to make sweet, sweet, love to...
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Fucker is the word of the day, feel free to use it in a creative sentence.
I'm going to make sweet, sweet, love to...
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You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I...
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But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I...
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exquisite:
That's my "simply for looks" t.v. I like it. A lot. My other t.v. is a year old.
mevsyou:
You dont look as much dorky as you do bendy.
Woke up in a tangled mess of bed sheets. I actually had dreams last night. The kind of dreams that would make you think "ooh la la."
I could use Tim Horton's right now. Make that an ATM and Tim Horton's. Perhaps a cold shower as well.
I'm really hurting for change lately. Not pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, loonies and toonies. A change...
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I could use Tim Horton's right now. Make that an ATM and Tim Horton's. Perhaps a cold shower as well.
I'm really hurting for change lately. Not pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, loonies and toonies. A change...
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chazgasm:
first off im proud of myself for reading it all haha. second im wasting away my summer too and could also go for tim hortons. for music ill suggest, head automatica, armor for sleep, and stereo total
evolution:
Thats a lotta post, and I will give it a lotta comment... but not yet. Not yet.
In the meantime, if you want some great bands to check out, theres Warsawpack, Pulse Ultra, Clann Zu, Kuma, and 30 Seconds To Mars (Jared Leto's band).
Not exactly all indie bands or anything (I don't know if thats what you were going for) but its rare I talk to people who have heard of all of them.
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In the meantime, if you want some great bands to check out, theres Warsawpack, Pulse Ultra, Clann Zu, Kuma, and 30 Seconds To Mars (Jared Leto's band).
Not exactly all indie bands or anything (I don't know if thats what you were going for) but its rare I talk to people who have heard of all of them.
[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 8:56PM]
Tell me a secret.
My friend is mean. "Friend" even. That jerk. She asked me to go to Toronto with her this fall, to which I said I would. Now she's backed down. Taunt me with a holiday then rip it away! So hurt. I guess I could either find someone else to go with or wander the streets like a Winnipeg hobo lost in...
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My friend is mean. "Friend" even. That jerk. She asked me to go to Toronto with her this fall, to which I said I would. Now she's backed down. Taunt me with a holiday then rip it away! So hurt. I guess I could either find someone else to go with or wander the streets like a Winnipeg hobo lost in...
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desmodius:
jay: tell me somethin.
roofus: you masterbate more then anyone else on this planet....
jay: shit man, everyone knows that, tell me something no body knows...
roofus: when you do it you think about guys.
silent bob looks at jay in shock...
jay: not all the time...lol
a secret huh? i like wierd al yankovich. his own work, not the parodies...
scary huh?
sorry to hear about your back lass. just take it easy and maybe do some tai chi... thier stretching is really good for your back. i have many back problems and tai chi loosens it up pretty good... chi kung is pretty good too but that is more relaxation oriented.
but mostly just get yourself a cup of honey tea and a good book, tip your feet back and snuggle up to your beloved headset.
later...
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roofus: you masterbate more then anyone else on this planet....
jay: shit man, everyone knows that, tell me something no body knows...
roofus: when you do it you think about guys.
silent bob looks at jay in shock...
jay: not all the time...lol
a secret huh? i like wierd al yankovich. his own work, not the parodies...
scary huh?
sorry to hear about your back lass. just take it easy and maybe do some tai chi... thier stretching is really good for your back. i have many back problems and tai chi loosens it up pretty good... chi kung is pretty good too but that is more relaxation oriented.
but mostly just get yourself a cup of honey tea and a good book, tip your feet back and snuggle up to your beloved headset.
later...
[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 12:49AM]
mevsyou:
Toronto sucks, go somewhere better.
Secret: ummm...... I used to be afraid of grass.
Secret: ummm...... I used to be afraid of grass.
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luu:
Juicy Gels for the win.
end communication.
end communication.
yuriel:
hunts are yummy but i thought they only made tomato products.....odd.....

Juicy Gel? Don't mind if I do!
I have received an offer. An offer to purchase a new computer. One year of bi-weekly payments at 6% interest. Spending limit nonexistent. Shipping free. How could I turn this offer down?
Apple Store here I come.
I shall now put on some DJ Shadow, eat my Juicy Gel, get naked, and play video games. At this moment...
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I have received an offer. An offer to purchase a new computer. One year of bi-weekly payments at 6% interest. Spending limit nonexistent. Shipping free. How could I turn this offer down?
Apple Store here I come.
I shall now put on some DJ Shadow, eat my Juicy Gel, get naked, and play video games. At this moment...
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ruicosta:
Well hell ya... apple the only why to go. that right come over to the dark side.
oracle:
I am so very very bored...
oh did I mention I was
oh did I mention I was
entertain me....please please please...I hate begging but I am definately not above it ![]()
Temperature reached 32'C yesterday, with the humidex reaching 43'C. Today is supposed to be around the same. Somehow I managed not to die in the heat after being outside nearly all day too... must be my super powers kickin' in. 'Cause you know, I'm a superhero.
I'm also back to lacking sleep - is it obvious?
Given the temperature, my air conditioner is my new...
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I'm also back to lacking sleep - is it obvious?
Given the temperature, my air conditioner is my new...
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evolution:
Must be good to have a friend with benefits. I miss that. Lots of lovin, no commitment, unavoidable emtional clashing looming just over the horizon... good times. Good times.
Of course, being a/c, there might be an issue with shrinkage there. Might make things difficult. Keep an eye out. (Ha! I did it again! I'm just a pun king I am).
Hope all goes well with your furnishings threesome. I must say my furnishings don't express the same feelings for me that yours do, but I'm sure in all that heat it'll make for some hot sweaty action. I'm not sure exactly what that would entail, but I bet it'd be sexy hot! Yes! Do the dew!
Of course, being a/c, there might be an issue with shrinkage there. Might make things difficult. Keep an eye out. (Ha! I did it again! I'm just a pun king I am).
Hope all goes well with your furnishings threesome. I must say my furnishings don't express the same feelings for me that yours do, but I'm sure in all that heat it'll make for some hot sweaty action. I'm not sure exactly what that would entail, but I bet it'd be sexy hot! Yes! Do the dew!
oracle:
how you are feeling better...I would be dead if I didn't have a/c.
ya..I am not interested in a piece at all...I just really would rather have someone to hang out with in a new city then try and 'get some'
ya..I am not interested in a piece at all...I just really would rather have someone to hang out with in a new city then try and 'get some'
And now for a little J. Englishman:
It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with...
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It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with...
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x_doug_x:
you slept for 9 hours?!?
evolution:
It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks
through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it
ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
Its the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman,
beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on mars?
Ah ha, I saw your J. Englishman and met you with some Bowie. Bet you didn't see that coming. I'm sneaky like that.
I'm honored to get a prize (who doesn't like prizes? Not me, I love em) but its just too bad that those have to be the circumstances, you know? But at least I get to keep my mind, it comes in handy sometimes, but I'm a sucker for nibbling. Be careful there.
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To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks
through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it
ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
Its the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman,
beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on mars?
Ah ha, I saw your J. Englishman and met you with some Bowie. Bet you didn't see that coming. I'm sneaky like that.
I'm honored to get a prize (who doesn't like prizes? Not me, I love em) but its just too bad that those have to be the circumstances, you know? But at least I get to keep my mind, it comes in handy sometimes, but I'm a sucker for nibbling. Be careful there.
[Edited on Jul 09, 2005 5:59PM]
I will devour your mind, body and soul. Right after another Juicy Gel. Jelly substances make for fun!
Sometimes I wonder if people are honestly interested in my thoughts, feelings, opinions, knowledge... News flash, I do have a mind.
Sometimes I wonder if people are honestly interested in my thoughts, feelings, opinions, knowledge... News flash, I do have a mind.
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oracle:
i care...but we rarely get to talk 
worthyofed:
I'm ready for it, when you are.
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hoser767:
boob are over rated, every time i think of or here of someone spooning with pillows i'm reminded of, trains, planes and automobiles, you know the movie with John Candy and Steve Martin. They end up spooning in a motel and Steve asks, where's your and John says, i have it between 2 pillows, Steve says Those arent 2 pillows.
evolution:
When I was young, I thought "spooning" was the act of one playing the spoons. Then, I thought it was something else. I threw out that spoon after that.


id fucker for a sucker
You might want to prepare some spare pillow cases for the post-love-making sleeping. Unless, of course, you're into that bodily 'freshness'. Oh yeah. Bring it on. Stains. Delicious.
I am a sick puppy. Beware of me.