exquisite

I should be in food eating contests and stuff. It might help lower my food bills each month.

I wish I had a back yard of my own. There's a "court yard" here, but everyone can see it. I just want to lay out in the sunshine with my bikini on, Ramones cranked and some good ol' Edgar Allen Poe reading material. Is that really too much to ask? 'Round here - yes. Bastards.

Someone write me a testimonial so I can feel special.