Tell me a secret.
My friend is mean. "Friend" even. That jerk. She asked me to go to Toronto with her this fall, to which I said I would. Now she's backed down. Taunt me with a holiday then rip it away! So hurt. I guess I could either find someone else to go with or wander the streets like a Winnipeg hobo lost in Toronto. But that just doesn't seem as fun... well, maybe... possibly more.
Spuds.
My back is aching. I have two knots in my back, right near my spine.
Just fuck over and move off.
You heard me.
My friend is mean. "Friend" even. That jerk. She asked me to go to Toronto with her this fall, to which I said I would. Now she's backed down. Taunt me with a holiday then rip it away! So hurt. I guess I could either find someone else to go with or wander the streets like a Winnipeg hobo lost in Toronto. But that just doesn't seem as fun... well, maybe... possibly more.
Spuds.
My back is aching. I have two knots in my back, right near my spine.
Just fuck over and move off.
You heard me.
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roofus: you masterbate more then anyone else on this planet....
jay: shit man, everyone knows that, tell me something no body knows...
roofus: when you do it you think about guys.
silent bob looks at jay in shock...
jay: not all the time...lol
a secret huh? i like wierd al yankovich. his own work, not the parodies...
scary huh?
sorry to hear about your back lass. just take it easy and maybe do some tai chi... thier stretching is really good for your back. i have many back problems and tai chi loosens it up pretty good... chi kung is pretty good too but that is more relaxation oriented.
but mostly just get yourself a cup of honey tea and a good book, tip your feet back and snuggle up to your beloved headset.
later...
[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 12:49AM]
Secret: ummm...... I used to be afraid of grass.