exquisite

Locked jaw. Trying to eat. Pizza pop mush. Wicked.

My jaw has been locked up for about half of the day so far. How much longer now will this last?

Went to the bar on Saturday. My friend nearly ripped out my navel ring. Felt great. Great in a "i'mnowgoingtoripyourheadoffandsmushyourfaceintotheground" painful way. Yum.

After that I had a conversation about how this bodybuilder guy resembled a cartoon steak. For the record, if you're going to say someone resembles a cartoon steak, be prepared to be labelled as insane.

What other stories can I possibly tell? New adoption case at work - the parents are dead. Shot dead over the weekend. Happy, happy, happy!

I need it.