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Monday Apr 11, 2005

Apr 11, 2005
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Locked jaw. Trying to eat. Pizza pop mush. Wicked.

My jaw has been locked up for about half of the day so far. How much longer now will this last?

Went to the bar on Saturday. My friend nearly ripped out my navel ring. Felt great. Great in a "i'mnowgoingtoripyourheadoffandsmushyourfaceintotheground" painful way. Yum.

After that I had a conversation about how this bodybuilder guy resembled a cartoon steak. For the record, if you're going to say someone resembles a cartoon steak, be prepared to be labelled as insane.

What other stories can I possibly tell? New adoption case at work - the parents are dead. Shot dead over the weekend. Happy, happy, happy!

I need it.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
oracle:
SO what you doing friday?? there is a comedy night at the base which should be good, I can get you in...AND saturday night the Barrymores are at shannons...I am trying to get as many Winnipeg SGers to go as possible
Apr 13, 2005
lassedk:
Well just a random visitor, not much of a steak and cartoons makes me dizzy. But Im really good at gluing stuff smile

Geeks are sexy! miao!!
Apr 19, 2005

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