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Friday Apr 08, 2005

Apr 8, 2005
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I'm done. That's it. This day ends now.

I have had the worst day ever.

I was just fighting with a radiator in the hallway of my apartment block for 2 hours trying to get my fucking keys. That's right folks - my keys were behind the fucking radiator. Note fucking is being used frequently in this entry? Hm.

I don't even know how it all happened.

One minute the keys were in my hand. The next... *SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* keys went flying behind the radiator. Oh and I don't think I mentioned how lame my hallways are:

1. The radiator has about 1" between the back of it and the wall.

2. The radiator goes right flush against the floor.

3. The radiator is about 2 feet high.

4. The wall behind the radiator goes further down than the floor I stand on. Go figure.

So, being creative, I used duct tape, a broom, a comb and the strap of my bag to get my keys back. Take that radiator.

If my caretaker had been around this may have been much easier.

Fuck you keys.

Score: Keys 0 - Me 1

I now need to go stuff my face. It's hot and I'm hungry and grouchy.

I need love.

P.S. Today I got a key to my work's main entrance so I could get in tomorrow when no one was there to work overtime. My office keys are with my regular keys.
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desmodius:
glad you got the keys back. i think probably everyone has dropped something at sometimes somewhere where they did not want to. somewhere that would be a pain in the buttocks to get back out. i usually drop my lighter between the seat of my car and the stick shifter. it's only a couple of inches. but by the time i get the lighter back out. my fingers have at least three cuts on 'em. oy!
hope you had a happy munchcapade.
later lass.
as beautiful as the sea,
as turbulent as a maelstrom,
i glide the tides to sunrise,
where i think a thought uncompromised,
to catch a glimpse of you,
from the darkest depth,
awakening.

ps. cheese doodles.... love

[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 8:49PM]
Apr 8, 2005
kazoops:
You're like McGuyver... Radiators and keys couldn't outsmart HIM either.
Apr 9, 2005

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