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Last time I fell asleep at work I fell off my chair. So let this be a lesson to you. Falling asleep at work = Danger.

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 11:46PM]

Well, the people who send those e-mails are, of course, experts. If they say that something is wrong with your penis, you'd better take their words to heart, and immediately go to whatever web-site the e-mail tells you to, and enter your credit card information. I'm sure that your penis-problem will be solved immediately!

You're awful cute for a guy. Are you sure that you have a penis? You should check. I'm thinking that you probably don't... Maybe that e-mail got sent to the wrong person. Maybe it was intended for me! I have a pretty serious problem with my penis. Something is wrong with it that causes woman avoid it -and me- like the plague. Hmm, it looks normal. I don't know... But I'm hoping to get one of those e-mails soon, so that my penis can be fixed and woman will once again......... Wait, okay, I drove this joke into the ground. Sorry...

[Edited on Mar 15, 2005 1:44AM]