exquisite

Ah, torches. I also love torches. Although torches and camping and drinking to drunkeness sets up a possibly hazordous situation. Interesting for sure, but hazordous. But I like it. You know whats hotter than burning drunken flesh? You nailed it, face humping and simultaneous eye-gounging. Remember, simultaneous... thats the key. If you gouge out the eyes prior to the humpage, although it provides for more holes into which you can hump, it just isn't as thrilling. It must thrill. Maximum thrillage. Thrillariffic.

I missed the cam but you don't intimidate me with your threat of fear. I am not afraid of any fear. Fear fears me. Hah. So there. I told you. Be afraid (oh! turned it around on you, how you like them apples?).

Yes, that robot IS uber sad!!

Camping! I love camping! I also love getting drunk! And getting drunk at camping! Good times! Woah, more good times! Oh, woah, hung over... not so good times... I gotta sit down for a minute. Ok, ok, I think I'm good... no, no wait, give me another minute. Just gotta breathe... breathe... ok, I'm good. Pass me another! Wooyah! Camping, baby, CAMPING!

[Edited on Jul 25, 2005 11:23PM]

i'm not going camping with a green bean eater

remember what willy says: genius is 95% inspiration, 4% persperation, and 1% mint ripple... err... something like that anyway..


you want inspiration, you want awe inspiring gasps of pleasure that will leave void and empty with anything else...
well. i probably can't help you there.... sorry. i can however give ya wonka vision...lol

seriously... you wish for inspiration... look for it within your self... cause when i look at you, i do so with awe. no this is not a dumbass lust letter, cause that's not what i meant. you everyone, and everything in this world is inspiring, from the smallest pebble to things as titan as the blue whale. cause we are alive and even the smallest action that anything can take, just getting out of bed in the morning ready to face another day at work, is a sight of beauty, an inspiring tale if you are feeling just right. take a look around you. breath in the air and think of all the people that you care about in life and why you care about them... that is pure inspiration.
i close with a phrase from slipknot:
life is shitty, but ain't it fucking great.

ps... when all else fails, turn to porn...lol
carpe noctum

[Edited on Jul 24, 2005 9:19PM]

I'm jealous of your Friday night. I may have cable and Showcase, but no handcuffs. I really need to get me some of those. I should get some. I'm excited.

For some inspiration, lets try out a quote from the Quotations for Inspiration website.

"If you are ever going to see a rainbow, you have got to stand a little rain."

There, did that work? No, you know what? That was fucking retarded. Who the hell came up with that? That sucked to bad I want to vomit. Vomit relentlessly. Man, I feel cheated. I'm just... I'm just so sorry.

Maybe we'll try this again later when I get this bad taste out of my mouth. Damn.

A stagette with a girl who has wet dreams of you? That sounds like a pretty damn decent Friday night. The closest to anything like that I'll get is watching Red Shoe Diaries on Showcase, with maybe some Baby Blue on CityTV afterwords. If I'm in the mood that is. The mood for checkin' out some hot softcore early 90s 30-something lovin'. Oh yeah. Hot. So hot. I'm all flustered. See? Emoticon proves it.

I guess the stomach let up on its little bitchy hissy fit? Stomachs have an attitude I tell you. I'll have to give you a lesson on sweet talking it. I know how to tame it, I reak of charisma, baby, I reak of it.

sick again huh? poor lass...between your frequent bouts of insomnia, dizziness, and sickness, how the hell do you stay virtually sane...? lol... have a lay back for a few days. listen to tunes, or the sg indy station, which is close enough...lol. eat some of your juicy jells, and get well. if you eat the orange jells, maybe you can pretend that you're getting vitamin c from it. lol.
aren't sardines and anchovies the same thing? hairy salty boney pieces of fish? I wouldn't be a good judge of that though, i've never enjoyed seafood. yup... if it's healthy i probably don't like it, so it's probably safe to say it isn't a thyroid problem...lol
fat bastard and twisted loner that i am... lol...
i got a new kitten too. haven't gotten around to taking pictures of her yet though. i call her dingo because she looks kinda like a dingo and i thought that was cool. right now i can hear her little ass squealing behind me while miss kitty is playfully mauling her.... she seems to enjoy it though... but as soon as i get pictures which will probably be tonight, i shall break them down and post them so that you can bask in the utter cuteness. the only problem so far is that dingo seems to be genuinely afraid of me though i've done nothing. it could be that she's all of seven weeks old and about four inches tall compared to me being six foot tall...lol... i am confident that she will warm up too me though. also... very soon indeed i am getting a big screen tv...
be great for buffy watching and the ps3 i am going to buy as soon as available...

oh no I hope you feel better.

man this entry was just filled with all kinds of beautiful things. and to use the word of the day
id fucker for a sucker

An undamaged body is a boring one. Scars can be sexy and the stories are even better. The best part about having mundane or seemingly uninteresting wounds is that you can come up with adventurous tales of pain, misery, gore, and intrigue. Gotta have the intrigue. So intriguing.

You might want to prepare some spare pillow cases for the post-love-making sleeping. Unless, of course, you're into that bodily 'freshness'. Oh yeah. Bring it on. Stains. Delicious.

I am a sick puppy. Beware of me.

That's my "simply for looks" t.v. I like it. A lot. My other t.v. is a year old.

You dont look as much dorky as you do bendy.

first off im proud of myself for reading it all haha. second im wasting away my summer too and could also go for tim hortons. for music ill suggest, head automatica, armor for sleep, and stereo total

Thats a lotta post, and I will give it a lotta comment... but not yet. Not yet.

In the meantime, if you want some great bands to check out, theres Warsawpack, Pulse Ultra, Clann Zu, Kuma, and 30 Seconds To Mars (Jared Leto's band).

Not exactly all indie bands or anything (I don't know if thats what you were going for) but its rare I talk to people who have heard of all of them.

[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 8:56PM]

jay: tell me somethin.
roofus: you masterbate more then anyone else on this planet....
jay: shit man, everyone knows that, tell me something no body knows...
roofus: when you do it you think about guys.
silent bob looks at jay in shock...
jay: not all the time...lol

a secret huh? i like wierd al yankovich. his own work, not the parodies...
scary huh?
sorry to hear about your back lass. just take it easy and maybe do some tai chi... thier stretching is really good for your back. i have many back problems and tai chi loosens it up pretty good... chi kung is pretty good too but that is more relaxation oriented.
but mostly just get yourself a cup of honey tea and a good book, tip your feet back and snuggle up to your beloved headset.

later...

[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 12:49AM]

Toronto sucks, go somewhere better.
Secret: ummm...... I used to be afraid of grass.

Juicy Gels for the win.
end communication.

hunts are yummy but i thought they only made tomato products.....odd.....

Well hell ya... apple the only why to go. that right come over to the dark side.

I am so very very bored...
oh did I mention I was

entertain me....please please please...I hate begging but I am definately not above it

Must be good to have a friend with benefits. I miss that. Lots of lovin, no commitment, unavoidable emtional clashing looming just over the horizon... good times. Good times.

Of course, being a/c, there might be an issue with shrinkage there. Might make things difficult. Keep an eye out. (Ha! I did it again! I'm just a pun king I am).

Hope all goes well with your furnishings threesome. I must say my furnishings don't express the same feelings for me that yours do, but I'm sure in all that heat it'll make for some hot sweaty action. I'm not sure exactly what that would entail, but I bet it'd be sexy hot! Yes! Do the dew!

how you are feeling better...I would be dead if I didn't have a/c.

ya..I am not interested in a piece at all...I just really would rather have someone to hang out with in a new city then try and 'get some'