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Two more hours.

Two more hours until it arrives.

This is big people.

I'm excited.

Are you?

TWO MORE HOURS!

In a few hours I'll respond to the comments left on my last entry.

TWO! confused
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hoser767:
so what where you downloading?
stolenhistories:
Awhuzza? Gender change?
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Houses. Bah! I hate this market. Each time I find the perfect house - whammo! Bidding war extreme! But I will find the perfect house and I will be the winning buyer. Oh yes, it will happen.

I just woke up. My cats have much more energy than I do in the morning. One was just sitting ontop of my head.

miao!!
confused

If my cat and...
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steve_huge:
hows the pirate business.... good i hope wink

canada next year for a few months boarding and traveling... beers are on me... as well as a few scurvy dogs to walk the plank for ye pleasure...

huzah!!!

wink

keep eating... dont let me down wink
steve_huge:
what you eating... anything tasty... i could do with a snack actually....
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They say his name was Oscar and he wanted to show the world his weiner.

...

Um. What?

confused

Quiet you.

Yeah, you.
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desmodius:
maybe he just wanted to get his wiener in some warm buns...
skull
andy_hallam:
thanks for your comment on this Members you want to wake up to.

Unfortunately it appears to be over already. frown

Just trying to work through it now.
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zomif:
You life isn't reality. It's just someone's Idea of a great dream. When you dream it's someone else's reality. Try to dream of something really fucked up and imagine how that guy feels.
evolution:
I don't know if anyone told you, but you appear to be living in a photocopier or something. Haha, I kid, I kid. I'm the last one to make fun of anyone's camera... seeing as how I don't actually own one. I just mooch. Mooch I do.

That all sounds pretty amazing though. I love nights like that. They usually end up on Saturdays too. Convenient I think the way that happens. I would think that even if you don't believe its your reality, at least on a night like this you can hitch a free ride on someone else's card. I won't tell.

I did lose something amazing though, its just too bad that somewhere along the way I forgot how amazing it was. Now I start that hard road of recovery. I've never done it cold turkey before though, so we'll see how it goes.
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Sometimes it feels like I'm dying. The feeling is not just physical, that's the worst part.

Doubt I'll be able to write more until tomorrow. Must go out. Must be social. Must try.

I want to fall asleep next to someone. Oh to wake up in someone else's arms. I miss that.
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plissken77:
i offer my services im like a teddy bear!!
evolution:
I'm in the midst of a break-up after the better part of 4 years, so I can't even being to share any feelings of lonliness, but in contrast to what I'm used to, I'm pretty fucked up right now.

Cheers to anyone who feels alone, I highly reccomend getting heavily wasted. At least it worked for me tonight.
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Seeing as I now have some spare time - it's substantial update time!

I love my stomach and my stomach loves me. Just to show me how much it loves me, it bleeds! That stomach problem o' mine has become worse. From what the urgent care doctor could determine, my stomach likes to produce acid just a tad too much. Scratch that. WAY too much....
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evolution:
If I need to pull a story from the deepest, most mold-ridden, stank, dark, and immensely disturbing reaches of my mind, I can like that. I mean, I have some happy shit in some happily dank corner too, if thats your thing.

But, when it comes to telling a story in autobiographical fashion, I just plain suck. I tried it, twice. Oh yes, twice. And it made me sick. I caved. I succumbed to my weakness and had given up. I didn't want to disapoint though, and so here is my story somewhat... abridged.

So several years ago I went to this concert I'd been looking forward too all year - Pumpkins, APC, whatever. Beautiful weather, great music, and when it can't get any better, I meet this girl near the pit. We talk and flirt, and end up spending the whole Pumpkins set pretty much attached. Let me tell you, the excitement of a first date, in a mosh pit at a festival, at night, while the Pumpkins play "Drown" right in front of you is magic. We kiss and part ways, but damn! Forgot to get her number! And shes gone... I panic, and when I get home I can't think of anything but the festival boards. So I post, and a few days later I get an email! We ended up dating for 8 months.

And on the one year anniversary of when we met, after getting home from another festival, I hooked up with another girl. Lucky day that August 11th.
colette79:
Hi there, sorry your stomach is giving you such trouble! There's a little story about me and Nikonjustice in my current journal, if you'd like to come and read that.

Get well soon! smile
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I had a nice entry written. It was quite good. A window into my life. Honestly.

...

I hate when errors happen.

I leave you with this tiny tidbit of my entry:

I'm now on these fabulously chalky pills.
nataskaput:
mmmm, plop plop fizz fizz
evolution:
It should be officially stated that a Google image search for "chalky pills" returned no results.

However, a search for "chalky" returned this. I have now started a christmas list, and that is number one. No shrinkage for me this winter, no sir.
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Sometimes people lose their arms. It just happens.

Other times people lose their brains. It seriously just happens.

So don't be shocked when you lose your arms or your brain. You can't say I didn't warn you.

Day three of not having access to my bank cards. This is becoming depressing. Very depressing. My credit cards will bring back the joy though! Ha ha! I'm...
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fivetwo:
HI YOU smile
desmodius:
you'll pull through lass. i'm hoping anyway... i've gone through patches where all i've had to eat was hand sandwiches and mac&cheese. i think going through these periods are a right of passage in a way. just relax. take care of what you gotta take of and the rest will flow into place.
hand sandwich= balogny rolled up in your hand with mustard on top of the balogny cause your too broke to buy the bread...lol
my worst time was when i spent a month living in a car that was never fully mine for a month when i was eighteen. ie. if any of your freinds move a thousand plus miles awayand get a band and want you to move down to be the security roady for them... don't go unless you are positive you have the cash to get by if everything goes to hell...lol
ahh... good times...lol
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skull
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desmodius:


give me your smiles, i'll share a sweet lament or two,
to spread through all time, if just a second or few.
beguiled by the clatter of this skull casted boy,
for one smile, one whisper, all the world. all my joy.

[Edited on Aug 17, 2005 2:36PM]
geist81:
you too, eh?

-the geist
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Sometimes things go bump in the night.

A loud bump occured last night as I walked into a door. It was followed by "who puts a door in a DOORWAY?!"

I'm a swift one. whatever
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mevsyou:
Doors are always trying to start shit with me. That and my chair hair has been after me for a bit now to.
skurvash:
That's the funnies thing I've heard yet today. Not to laugh at your misfortune, but, that's pretty amusing indeed biggrin
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Dear New Pants:

I love you. I want to live in you my entire life. Never change.

XOXO,

Me.

Yes I have new pants and yes, they are nifty. Uber low rise, black pants.

Other than that I guess there isn't much to say...

Oh, I went to a BBQ / hot tub party last night. Afterwards a second party. Good times were had. Jell-O...
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evolution:
He was sitting there all alone. So I walked up quietly behind him. Already I had irritating sand in my shoes and felt sleepy, but I fought the urge. I went up, and whispered...

Sandman, I'm so alone.
Don't have nobody to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam.
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream.


Then I splashed water on him and ran away giggling. I don't think I'll ever sleep again. Ever.

And yeah, I think Mr. Crocodile Hunter is traumatized. At first, I thought it was just a really good orgasm. But his face hasn't changed, its like hes petrified or something. Those monkies do have damn sharp teeth. I'd be traumatized too.

But I'm jealous of your party and your pants. Its too bad said party didn't occur in your new pants. Or maybe it did. That would be very interesting. Jello shooters in the pants. This is just going to a whole other place, so I'll stop right there. Go get some sushi though, and eat some for me too, because I have none.
mevsyou:
It is getting colder and thats just not right. Its going down to 11 here. Brutal
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Let the sleep deprivation marathon continue...

I always find this point amusing. The point at which the body is completely exhausted. It's actually hard sit up straight and hold my head up (without propping it up that is). My mind is still going like crazy though. I've been reading the boards and stuff all night. Reading magazines, newspapers and poetry. I've been a math machine...
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evolution:
That sounds like a fair deal. Only if for red flavour, whatever fruit its supposed to be. Red fruit. From the red fruit tree.

As for the ol' sandman, well... lets just say its awkward when we pass each other in the hallway. I hear from co-workers that his water cooler talk has all but ceased to exist, and that they hear wimpering occasionaly from his cubicle. Hes a big wuss.

And fine, you convinced me to share. I can't stand being called cruel, although, don't be disapointed, I'm not fortunate enough to own any spiffy couches. A spiffy couch would be nice though. So spiffy.

Warning! May contain nuts.
nikonjustice:
thanks for adding me! smile smile