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And now for a little J. Englishman:

It's not the way you think that turns me on
Last thing I wanna do is listen to ya talk
Well I don't wanna know what you're about
I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth
I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell
But the things I'd like to do with...
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x_doug_x:
you slept for 9 hours?!? eeek
evolution:
It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks
through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it
ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go!
Its the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman,
beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on mars?


Ah ha, I saw your J. Englishman and met you with some Bowie. Bet you didn't see that coming. I'm sneaky like that.

I'm honored to get a prize (who doesn't like prizes? Not me, I love em) but its just too bad that those have to be the circumstances, you know? But at least I get to keep my mind, it comes in handy sometimes, but I'm a sucker for nibbling. Be careful there.

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I will devour your mind, body and soul. Right after another Juicy Gel. Jelly substances make for fun!

Sometimes I wonder if people are honestly interested in my thoughts, feelings, opinions, knowledge... News flash, I do have a mind.
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oracle:
i care...but we rarely get to talk frown
worthyofed:
I'm ready for it, when you are.
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hoser767:
boob are over rated, every time i think of or here of someone spooning with pillows i'm reminded of, trains, planes and automobiles, you know the movie with John Candy and Steve Martin. They end up spooning in a motel and Steve asks, where's your and John says, i have it between 2 pillows, Steve says Those arent 2 pillows.
evolution:
When I was young, I thought "spooning" was the act of one playing the spoons. Then, I thought it was something else. I threw out that spoon after that.
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evolution:
A little biting? Well, ok, but I can't promise it won't get out of hand. I like it like that.

Dramatic Re-enactment using actors - Do not attempt at home - Now with less pulp

Unfortunately my excitement level has been dropping since the intensity of the casino left my life. I'll have to find a way to up the average a little. Streaking on the highway? Skydiving sans parachute? Lion-punching? Its a tough call. Really is. Any suggestions?

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hoser767:
i often wounder why the bed seems like such a comfertable place to be, its allmost like walking around naked :S
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yuriel:
i lust for you and your fabulous ass.
in or out of those pants blush eeek
hehe

heres to hoping you get your vacation wish, outside of where you are right now biggrin
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reacher:
Cool pants. Far out. Very kung fu.

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Top 5 favourite places I've been:

1. Dauphin. Yes it's small, yes it's boring, but I love it so!
2. Toronto. I need to go back.
3. Winnipeg. Hey, it's home.
4. Calgary.
5. Viva Las Vegas.

Top 5 I want to see... err, there's only one general answer:

1. Anywhere outside of North America. Anyone care to help me out with this one?

Canada...
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hoser767:
not to sound all concided and stuff, cuz i can't even spell that word tongue But i could help you find a awsome country to vist, i been to 35 of them, and i really want to go back and see old friends i'v made there. But i'v been like no where in canada so that sucks.
evolution:
I also like eating flags out of horrid naked Neopets cracks too, but I'm already in Toronto so I don't need to go there.
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oracle:
HEY get online....come play with us.
hoser767:
Ah yes canada, and what have i done today, slept in and made mac & cheese. i need a beer
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Two and a half hours until my vacation begins. Am I excited? All signs point to yes.

YES.

I bit my lip this morning. Now I can't stop ... how can I describe this... nibbling (?!) or something, on that spot.

My bed is calling me. It's hard to resist. Oh to be tangled in a mess of sheets right now...

Damn work.

It's too...
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mevsyou:
Yeah Calgary made it though the floods but good luck to you hope you dont live by the rivers. To bad about florida my vacation is coming up right away and I think I am just going to go to Vancouver. And on a side note the tacos where great.
yuriel:
haha yeah that would help for a small time smile
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The knee is looking pretty disgusting today. I have to change the bandaid every few hours and swab away with sterile pads. The bandaids keep getting soaked in puss. BEAUTIFUL!

I'm still lonely.

I have 80s pop music stuck in my head.

I forgot my cell at work. Must go back to get it.

Kids make out in the back alleys 'round here. Cute.
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hoser767:
Ok you may have half a asparagus but no more, unless your nice. Nice knee, the firs thing that poped into my head was, i hope you didn't stain your pants.
evolution:
Puss-soaked band-aids, 80s pop music, and kids making out in alleyways... I'm both really turned on and really hungry all at the same time.

Mm, but where do I start?
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oracle:
hope everything went okay tonight.....
I am worried
yuriel:
im sorry about your knee

i know how you feel way too well as ive felt nothing but the same for a long long long time now
and i occasionally repress it successfully only for it to come lashing out that much worse.
-shrug-
itll pass
on that note why are you lonely i cant imagine you have probs making friends or getting some tongue
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I want it.

Devouring asparagus. I'm coming for yours next.

Run.

Oh, and I think I needs me some more pictures.
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hoser767:
you stay away from my aspargus......its mine you man/woman hateing, aspargus eating, cat loveing freak, in the nicest way possable of corres tongue
oracle:
everything okay???

what you doing tonight...I want to see war of the worlds.
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Wrapped in the arms of twilight wonder,
feeling dizzy and restless
overwhelmed by the sweetness and the passion.

I hear voices. Who is speaking?
I hear footsteps. Who is coming?

Be still my heart.
He does not even know Im here.

Layers of darkness. Fragments of dreams.
Day dies. Night appears. I am not here.

Good-bye. Again, good-bye.
I am not now. No. I was...
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rodan:
I'm fine - you? biggrin
yuriel:
hot hungry lonely bored feeling faint.
but im fine relaly smile
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