The Gods of Asgard: Partying like it's 999 (A.D.)

Mars: God of chocolate and red planets (war is so last century).

YHWH: God of semivowels.

RA: Shiny since 2000 BC

Aphrodite: Dishing out orgasms since before Jesus banned them.

Osiris: Everyone's favourite cranky old dead guy.

Thor: Now with hammer!

Dionysus: Demands you have a glass of wine.

Zeus: Divine beastiality since 4000 BC.

Loki: Have an....interesting....day.